Shimba ya Buyenze
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When she starts saying things like " Baby the condom is hurting me" ,My brother she has seen your payslip. Run !!!
[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji119] [emoji119] chukua like na ww mkuukula like
[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16]I'm scared of having HIV, that's why i always put on condom when I'm watching porn. [emoji13]
[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]unaweza jikuta unapiga debe tu na mapovu yako.Yule jamaa hajui kuwa in business there is almost no bad publicity...
Hajui...Yule jamaa hajui kuwa in business there is almost no bad publicity...
Wanajangwani leo tunalala na viatu mkuu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]dah bro umetupigilia misumali dah
wanajagwani oyaaaa!
[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]namna hii 'kula like mkuu'[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] tunawakaribsha mkuu huku hatuna ubaguzi
"kama hivi mkuu"[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]namna hii 'kula like mkuu'
heheheheh did you mean all of her thoughts you don't never ever match with?My future wife is busy out there bragging with her friends of how she will marry a tall, dark, handsome and rich guy... hahahaha！join me let's laugh at her fake imaginations！[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]After giving him all ur styles in bed, he still says the person dat will marry u will be very lucky........my sister stone him to death！
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Mh!Nani kasema kiswahili ni rahisi??? Hebu jaza nafasi zilizoachwa wazi kwa kutumia NDIO au HAPANA;
1)……………, mimi ni chizi
2)……………, mimi ni bwege
3)……………, mimi sina akili
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[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] akishindwa kufanya maamuzi basi hata kuja kufanya maamuzi yoyoteMy girl just tweeted "I love his chest tattoos" but I'm looking at my chest right now and I ain't got any tattoo.[emoji24][emoji23][emoji23]
Tena waje kwa wingi ila tu waache mapovu huko huko watokako...na siasa. Na dini...Waingie kwenye stress free zone[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] tunawakaribsha mkuu huku hatuna ubaguzi