When an actress named Stoya wins the statuette for Best New Star-let, she thanks "each and every person who jerks off to my smut."
The Best Anal Sex Scene award goes to Sunny Lane and her role in the film Big Wet Asses 13.
She tells the crowd, "I can't help it, I just love that cock." Introducing her co-star, Manuel Ferrara, she says: "This is
the man. I had to choose Manuel to be my first anal because he is so
passionate, so loving, and he definitely knows how to work that soda-
can cock. I prepared for this scene by sitting with a butt plug in while I
was doing my makeup time so I was ready to go, all for you."
"I did exactly the same for you while I was getting my makeup
done," Ferrara quips.
"Oh, really, very nice," she says. "I would like to thank Elegant Angel for all of this, for the opportunity to let my ass show in all the right ways." I sit through nearly three hours of this vapid banter, an irony-free reflection of the banality of mainstream awards ceremonies. The rapper Flo Rida provides entertainment along with local dancers from the Spearmint Rhino gentlemen's club. Evil Angel owner John "Buttman"