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I don do it!
Namtumikia Mungu
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Usintolee upako
 
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Usintolee upakoView attachment 799633
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*TODAY SOMEBODY DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*

He went to a RESTAURANT and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, he took out his phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
"My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see"

Nine ladies DISAPPEARED!!
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This made my day!!!
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the man arrived to kill the rat they were more than a thousand rats bunched up and one sitting by itself away from the pack. He killed the one by itself and that was the exact one that had swallowed the diamond. The amazed owner of the diamond asked: How did you know it was that rat? He responded: Very easy.... *When Africans get rich they don't mix with others!!!*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Karibu atakata mwezi bila kutia mguu hapa JF. Tumuombee uzima huko aliko. Akija kurudi na kukuta upendo huu uliotamalaki bila shaka hatakuwa na jinsi bali kufungua minyororo [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]View attachment 799626
Sababu ya mwezi huu si wajua zile picha anazoweka,naona anawaheshimu sana wwnye mwezi wao
 
'"I'm finished"'
Is when your GIRLFRIEND starts
arguing with a bouncer in a Club...halafu unaskia saitan imekunywa guarana 2 inawika..."My boyfriend ain't scared of
you"...hapo unabaki na options mbili brother either ukuwe John Cena or you become Usain Bolt [emoji298][emoji1493][emoji1493]
 
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