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[Street Hustler]

Mie Hawa watu huwa najiuliza akili zao huwa wanaziweka wapi, yaani huwa ni zero kabisa.

Mfano

1. Kuna mdada mmoja alikuwa kukaa meza ya jirani na jamaa yake sasa wakaagiza supu ya utumbo si unajua Arusha hii supu kila kona ipo basi yule dada aliinywa Ile supu kwa muda zaidi ya nusu saa, sasa nikajiuliza hapo anakula mafuta au anakunywa.

2. Leo wakati nacheki game ya Arsenal na Chelsea basi kaja jamaa mmoja big na mwanamke wake. Basi jamaa anagonga makali mwanamke chupa ya St. Anna na kiglass chake basi nyama ikaja yaani mwanamke anakula huku akichezea ki Itel cha tochi kuanzia dakika 36 ya mchezo wa Arsenal mpaka kipindi cha pili dakika ya 59 na baridi ya Arusha ile nyama sijui ilikuwaje.

Hawa ndugu imenitokea kuwatupia mijicho kila ninapokutana nao sehemu za moja mbili tatu.

Tupe na wewe huko huwa wanafanyaje hawa dada zetu.

 

[JoJiPoJi]

Anaagiza kuku nusu lakini atakula ngozi tu, tena hapo zaidi ya nusu saa.

 

[Idd Ninga]

CHUGA

 

[Tabutupu]

Unaagizi mishikaki kisha jamaa anakuja hata bila kuomba anasema anaonja kumbe ndoo imetoka hadi iishe.

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[dronedrake]

They fell in love with me

lipia tangazo

 

[masai dada]

lipia tangazo

Hakuna haja ...nishaolewa miaka mingi...hapa nazungumzia miaka ya 90
Hahahha mimi mzee rika lakina faiza so hakuna haja ya tanagazo

 

[dronedrake]

Hakuna haja ...nishaolewa miaka mingi...hapa nazungumzia miaka ya 90
Hahahha mimi mzee rika lakina faiza so hakuna haja ya tanagazo

Aisee, 90, una miaka mingapi sa ivi?

 

[masai dada]

aisee, 90, una miaka mingapi sa ivi ?

Mingi sana nishafikia umri wa kugombea urais

 

[FOCAL]

Dah mimi nilikua nasema ukisema unakereka utaonekana unawachukia wasichana wenzio
Ila mimi hamna kitu inaniboa kama mtu anakula karne nzima..
Mimi nakumbuka our first date na ambae amekuja kuwa mume sasa....aliniita sehemu alikua na marafiki zake...we was friends by the time sasa nafika pale sijui waliagiza k'moto kias gani ndo nikaikuta dizaini kama iko inaishia ishia..akaniambia karibu...aaah nikamwambia hapa sitashiba niagizie na mimi kama nusu hivi na ndizi kama zote.
ILA NAMALIZIA NA NYINYI KWANZA.....nilipiga kama kawa kama dawa
They fell in love with me siku hiyo hiyo usiku wakaanza kumuomba namba rafiki yangu ambae amekuja kuwa Mr hahahahha akawaambia tayari mtu wangu kumbe bado hata hakua kanitongoza.
Ila yaani ile sijivungi kula vizuri shiba...piga story eka sim kando kula kama uko na family members habari ya kuuuma uma vidole....inakeraaa ee

We was friends = we were friends

 

[masai dada]

We was friends = we were friends

Asante mtonzi na mwanagenzi wa lugha adhimu ya Ulaya.

 

[FOCAL]

Asante mtonzi na mwanagenzi wa lugha adhimu ya ulaya

Hapana sikumaanisha hivyo, niliona kama halijakaa vizuri ingawa sina hakika pia. Kila siku tunajifunza na kufundishana

 

[masai dada]

Hapana sikumaanisha hivyo, niliona kama halijakaa vizuri ingawa sina hakika pia. Kila siku tunajifunza na kufundishana

Hahaha na mimi nimekutania "mkufunzi"

 

[dumesuruali]

Jifunze ku'mind your own business bro...

#dumesuruali...

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[radicals]

Dah mimi nilikua nasema ukisema unakereka utaonekana unawachukia wasichana wenzio
Ila mimi hamna kitu inaniboa kama mtu anakula karne nzima..
Mimi nakumbuka our first date na ambae amekuja kuwa mume sasa....aliniita sehemu alikua na marafiki zake...we was friends by the time sasa nafika pale sijui waliagiza k'moto kias gani ndo nikaikuta dizaini kama iko inaishia ishia..akaniambia karibu...aaah nikamwambia hapa sitashiba niagizie na mimi kama nusu hivi na ndizi kama zote.
ILA NAMALIZIA NA NYINYI KWANZA.....nilipiga kama kawa kama dawa
They fell in love with me siku hiyo hiyo usiku wakaanza kumuomba namba rafiki yangu ambae amekuja kuwa Mr hahahahha akawaambia tayari mtu wangu kumbe bado hata hakua kanitongoza.
Ila yaani ile sijivungi kula vizuri shiba...piga story eka sim kando kula kama uko na family members habari ya kuuuma uma vidole....inakeraaa ee

we was friends!

kuna ulazima gani wa kutumia kiingereza hali ya kuwa hukifahamu vizuri.

Ila story yako imenivutia

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[Street Hustler]

CHUGA

Ndio arifu

 

[Street Hustler]

Enzi za ujana bana Kuna siku weekend Moja muda ya saa nne usiku hv nikiwa napiga vitu vyangu pale Calabash Basi nikapavibe ya kumpigia mdada mmoja hv alikuwa hostel pale UDSM Basi nikamwambia aje duh siakaja na wenzake wawili jumla watatu picha linaanza wanasema hawajala eti saa tano usiku! Nikawaambie agizen mzee kila mtu nipe supu ya kuku haya kinywaji savanna nikamwambia msela angu nlikuwa nae nikamwambia huu ujinga Sasa haya kwenda mziki wanataka billicanas na hapo sie hatuna ndinga tunawaambia Bora ambiance au kilitime pale shekilango eti billicanas ndo kunaamshaamsha.

Ile siku nakumbuka ndo ilkua siku ya mwisho kutumia pesa yangu hovyo kwa hiz chips funga mpaka leo huo ujinga sifanyagi

 

[Idd Ninga]

Ndio arifu

Haina shazi Budaa

 

[Its Pancho]

Jinsia ke ndo zao kujishongondoa wakiwa wanakula public..

Uwakute maghetoni kwao sasa... Anakula kama mwehu