Vituko vya maisha ya uswahilini

Maisha ya Uswahilini.
Unamwazima mtu sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo inarudi ina nywele [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Tupia kituko chochote cha uswahilini kwenu

Mademu wa kiswahili utakuta mchana kweupe anaenda mjini kavaa nusu uchi lakini usiku analala na manguo kibao kama anaenda kupanda Mlima Kilimanjaro.

Mwanamke was kiswahili akitaka kumwambia mwanaume ni handsome utaskia tu
"Kwendraaa we huwezi kukosa girlfriend"

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Maisha ya uswahili leo supu radha nyingine na kesho radha nyingine
Maisha ya uswahili mzee anasoma gazeti la mwaka 1993 hana habari

Hahaaa. Kuna ile mtu anapeta mchele kibarazani kila siku kumbe anao huo huo robo sijui nusu na kila akiingia ndani anasonga ugali. Lol

Hajar said:

Hahaaa. Kuna ile mtu anapeta mchele kibarazani kila siku kumbe anao huo huo robo sijui nusu na kila akiingia ndani anasonga ugali. Lol

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Hahahaha hii kaliii

Hajar said:

Hahaaa. Kuna ile mtu anapeta mchele kibarazani kila siku kumbe anao huo huo robo sijui nusu na kila akiingia ndani anasonga ugali. Lol

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Mmh rafiki na wewe mambo ya uswahilini unayajua kumbe?

hazard cfc said:

Hahahaha hii kaliii

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Hahahaa. Uswahilini kuache aiseee.

hazard cfc said:

Mwanamke was kiswahili akitaka kumwambia mwanaume ni handsome utaskia tu
"Kwendraaa we huwezi kukosa girlfriend"

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Hahaha

hazard cfc said:

Mwanamke was kiswahili akitaka kumwambia mwanaume ni handsome utaskia tu
"Kwendraaa we huwezi kukosa girlfriend"

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Hahahaaahhh..

Hajar said:

Hahaaa. Kuna ile mtu anapeta mchele kibarazani kila siku kumbe anao huo huo robo sijui nusu na kila akiingia ndani anasonga ugali. Lol

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Hahaaahh na kuna wale wanaokaanga vitunguu swaumu ili mjue wanapika pilau

Daah...! kuna wale ambao akisikia tu kuna sauti ngeni nyumba ya pili atafanya juu chini awaone, mara utaona anakuja kuzima hata visivyo azimika ili mradi tu awone wagen wangu🙁

hazard cfc said:

Mwanamke was kiswahili akitaka kumwambia mwanaume ni handsome utaskia tu
"Kwendraaa we huwezi kukosa girlfriend"

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hahaha

Davet said:

Mmh rafiki na wewe mambo ya uswahilini unayajua kumbe?

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Hahahaa. Nayajua sana aisee sababu ndiko nilikokulia miaka hiyo. Teh.

Hajar said:

Hahahaa. Nayajua sana aisee sababu ndiko nilikokulia miaka hiyo. Teh.

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Kwahiyo umepeta sana mchele wa maonyesho eh au majirani ndio walikua na hizo tabia? [emoji2] [emoji2]

Mikoani nako kuna uswahilini au hii ni kwa Dar tu?

Majirani ukileta "demu" mpya lazima wamuone ila aje mwizi aibe kila atakaeulizwa atasema hakumuona.

Hajar said:

Hahaaa. Kuna ile mtu anapeta mchele kibarazani kila siku kumbe anao huo huo robo sijui nusu na kila akiingia ndani anasonga ugali. Lol

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Ha ha ha

hazard cfc said:

Hahahaha hii kaliii

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Ha ha ha !!! Hatarii.