Vituko vya marehemu

Maiti moja alikua anasafishwa mara gafla akacheka kwa nguvu sana, wale waoshaji wakaogopa sana. Wakamuuliza: "Sasa unacheka nini? We Si umekufa wewe?? Maiti Akajibu: Si mnanitekenya, Mi staki bwana" akafa tena.

ndio maana ake hataki kunyegezwa,huyo ata maiti wa kike!kongosho,king'ast,lara1,madame sombody?mpooo!

Eeeeh jamani?

chelsea fc said:

ndio maana ake hataki kunyegezwa,huyo ata maiti wa kike!kongosho,king'ast,lara1,madame sombody?mpooo!

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Hahahahaaa! We Chelsea fc unafikiri alitekenywa wapi? Mi najua alitekenywa unyayo.

hahahahahaha, kweli kuna watu hamnazo.... Dah!

chelsea fc said:

ndio maana ake hataki kunyegezwa,huyo ata maiti wa kike!kongosho,king'ast,lara1,madame sombody?mpooo!

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Tupoooooo.....!!!!!

Maiti nae mgomvi huyooo!

Mdau Makini said:

Maiti nae mgomvi huyooo!

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sio mgomvi wala nn bali nahic alivyokufa alikuwa anatumbuka.

Mdau Makini said:

Maiti nae mgomvi huyooo!

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Hahahahaa! Sio waoshaji ndo wagomvi??

Mmmmm mnapoelekea sasa mnamtania israel mtoa roho

GADO inaelekea unamuogopa sana Isiraeli e? Huna mbio wewe. Mi simuogopi akija nakimbiiaa.!

dah! Akafa tena?

Raia Fulani said:

dah! Akafa tena?

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Ndiyo.

aiseee ntazmia aseee

Jamani mwenzenu naogopa!!

peoples power said:

Jamani mwenzenu naogopa!!

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Sasa unaogopa nini jaman? Kufa au kufufukiwa na marehemu?

Hiyo ni sawa na MAITI iliyomwambia muoshaji :"Aloo taratibu bro huko nyayoni nilikuwa na kidonda usidhani siumii." alafu akafa tena.

lwampel said:

Hiyo ni sawa na MAITI iliyomwambia muoshaji :"Aloo taratibu bro huko nyayoni nilikuwa na kidonda usidhani siumii." alafu akafa tena.

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lwampel said:

Hiyo ni sawa na MAITI iliyomwambia muoshaji :"Aloo taratibu bro huko nyayoni nilikuwa na kidonda usidhani siumii." alafu akafa tena.

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hahahaha