Roger Sterling
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Moja kati mabondia bora kabisa kuwahi kutokea. Binafsi huwa navutiwa sana na vituko vyake enzi hiyo. Vilivyonivutia sana ni hivi...
Kwa mujibu wa Fat Joe. Siku moja Joe na Big Pun walibananishwa nje ya club (The Tunnel) na bouncers kama 8 hivi wakitaka kuwachapa baada ya kurushiana maneno. Enzi hiyo Joe na Pun ni mijitu ya miraba 16, na walikuwa na uwezo wa kupambana, ila walikuwa heavily outnumbered na wale bouncers, na mijamaa iko 7ft huko, so ikabidi wawe wapole ila too late.
Ghafla Iron Mike katokea, "wa'thup Joe and Pun! I got your back" (not quite sure that's what he said tho). Tyson akavua viatu, akaanza kuwakimbiza wale bouncers huku wakiwaomba kina Joe wawaombee msamaha kwa Tyson. Tunaongelea bouncers 8 wanamkimbia Mike. Joe na Pun walibaki kucheka na kushukuru miungu yao kwa kuepuka kipigo.
Story ya Ed Lover. Ed siku moja anaingia zake club moja, Manhattan. Akakutana na Mike anatoka nje. Mike akamuambia hiyo club hakuna issue, so wanaelekea club ingine in Queens, na Ed awafuate.
Ed akaacha gari yake pale club, akaingia kwenye msafara wa Tyson. Kufika club, bouncer akawachomolea kuingia sababu kulikuwa na dress code. Ilibidi mmiliki aitwe, ndio wakaingia.
Baada ya kula bata zito, muda wa kwenda home sasa Ed anamwambia Tyson ampe mtu amrudishe Manhattan alipoacha gari yake. Tyson akamwambia hapa wote tumechoka, akamuachia Bentley aliyokuwa anaendesha yeye, 450k worth.
So Ed akaenda home kwa mama ake kulala, akitegemea Tyson atamcheki kesho yake ili arudishe gari. Wiki ikapita kimya, wiki ya 2, mpaka mwezi mzima ndio manager wa Tyson anamcheki Ed kumuuliza kama ana gari yoyote ya Mike.
Ed akawapa address, wakaifuata gari. 15 years later, Ed anakutana na Tyson Las Vegas. Katika stori, Tyson anamwambia Ed kuwa ile Bentley alimuachia mazima, manager wake tu alipatwa na wivu ndio akamyang'anya.
Jamie Foxx's story. Wakati Jamie ndio anaanza ku-blow up, moja kati ya jokes zilizokuwa zinampa shangwe la kutosha ni ya kumuhusu Tyson. So siku moja anapiga show, watu wanakubali balaa, kufika kwa joke ya Mike...watu wote kimya, hakuna anayecheka. Kumbe mtu mzima yupo ukumbini mule, Jamie akaishiwa pozi kabisa. Long story short, Tyson alimwambia to tell the joke, but it better be funny.
Comedian Godfrey's. G siku moja yuko out and about, akakutana na Tyson akiwa dame ambaye jamaa anamjua. Yule dame akamsalimia mchizi, mchizi akamkana dame kuwa hamjui wala hajawahi kumuona maisha yake yote. Usifanye mchezo.
Ziko nyingi sana, ila hizo zilinivutia zaidi.
Kwa mujibu wa Fat Joe. Siku moja Joe na Big Pun walibananishwa nje ya club (The Tunnel) na bouncers kama 8 hivi wakitaka kuwachapa baada ya kurushiana maneno. Enzi hiyo Joe na Pun ni mijitu ya miraba 16, na walikuwa na uwezo wa kupambana, ila walikuwa heavily outnumbered na wale bouncers, na mijamaa iko 7ft huko, so ikabidi wawe wapole ila too late.
Ghafla Iron Mike katokea, "wa'thup Joe and Pun! I got your back" (not quite sure that's what he said tho). Tyson akavua viatu, akaanza kuwakimbiza wale bouncers huku wakiwaomba kina Joe wawaombee msamaha kwa Tyson. Tunaongelea bouncers 8 wanamkimbia Mike. Joe na Pun walibaki kucheka na kushukuru miungu yao kwa kuepuka kipigo.
Story ya Ed Lover. Ed siku moja anaingia zake club moja, Manhattan. Akakutana na Mike anatoka nje. Mike akamuambia hiyo club hakuna issue, so wanaelekea club ingine in Queens, na Ed awafuate.
Ed akaacha gari yake pale club, akaingia kwenye msafara wa Tyson. Kufika club, bouncer akawachomolea kuingia sababu kulikuwa na dress code. Ilibidi mmiliki aitwe, ndio wakaingia.
Baada ya kula bata zito, muda wa kwenda home sasa Ed anamwambia Tyson ampe mtu amrudishe Manhattan alipoacha gari yake. Tyson akamwambia hapa wote tumechoka, akamuachia Bentley aliyokuwa anaendesha yeye, 450k worth.
So Ed akaenda home kwa mama ake kulala, akitegemea Tyson atamcheki kesho yake ili arudishe gari. Wiki ikapita kimya, wiki ya 2, mpaka mwezi mzima ndio manager wa Tyson anamcheki Ed kumuuliza kama ana gari yoyote ya Mike.
Ed akawapa address, wakaifuata gari. 15 years later, Ed anakutana na Tyson Las Vegas. Katika stori, Tyson anamwambia Ed kuwa ile Bentley alimuachia mazima, manager wake tu alipatwa na wivu ndio akamyang'anya.
Jamie Foxx's story. Wakati Jamie ndio anaanza ku-blow up, moja kati ya jokes zilizokuwa zinampa shangwe la kutosha ni ya kumuhusu Tyson. So siku moja anapiga show, watu wanakubali balaa, kufika kwa joke ya Mike...watu wote kimya, hakuna anayecheka. Kumbe mtu mzima yupo ukumbini mule, Jamie akaishiwa pozi kabisa. Long story short, Tyson alimwambia to tell the joke, but it better be funny.
Comedian Godfrey's. G siku moja yuko out and about, akakutana na Tyson akiwa dame ambaye jamaa anamjua. Yule dame akamsalimia mchizi, mchizi akamkana dame kuwa hamjui wala hajawahi kumuona maisha yake yote. Usifanye mchezo.
Ziko nyingi sana, ila hizo zilinivutia zaidi.