Vituko vya mjini Dar es-salaam...

Herbalist Dr MziziMkavu · Aug 13, 2016

Mama mmoja mswahili na mwanawe wa
miaka 5 walikuwa ndani ya taxi usiku
wakapitishwa mitaa ambayo kuna wanawake
wanajiuza:-

MTOTO:"Mama hao watu waliosimama kando
ya barabara wanafanya nini?"

MAMA:"Wanasubiri wanaume zao watoke
kazini waje kuwachua warudi nao nyumbani."

TAXI DRIVER:"Aaaah mama acha uongo
mwambie mtoto ukweli...hao ni malaya na
hapo walipo wanasubiri wanaume wafanye
sex nao kwa malipo!"

MTOTO:"Mama na watoto wanaozaliwa na
hawa wanawake hufanya nini?"

MAMA:"maranyingi huwa Wanakuwa
madereva wa taxi!"

CRICKET · Aug 13, 2016

Haaaaah

incredible terminator · Aug 13, 2016

[emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81] [emoji81] hapo ngoma droo mwaga ugal nimwage mboga!!

20PROFF · Aug 13, 2016

Haaahha

Barbarosa · Aug 13, 2016

MziziMkavu said:
Mama mmoja mswahili na mwanawe wa
miaka 5 walikuwa ndani ya taxi usiku
wakapitishwa mitaa ambayo kuna wanawake
wanajiuza:-

MTOTO:"Mama hao watu waliosimama kando
ya barabara wanafanya nini?"

MAMA:"Wanasubiri wanaume zao watoke
kazini waje kuwachua warudi nao nyumbani."

TAXI DRIVER:"Aaaah mama acha uongo
mwambie mtoto ukweli...hao ni malaya na
hapo walipo wanasubiri wanaume wafanye
sex nao kwa malipo!"

MTOTO:"Mama na watoto wanaozaliwa na
hawa wanawake hufanya nini?"

MAMA:"maranyingi huwa Wanakuwa
madereva wa taxi!"

Hahaha hao watoto kama dereva Taxi ndiyo wamejaa chadema!

hashycool · Aug 13, 2016

ngoma drooo kudadeki

GREGO · Aug 13, 2016

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KENZY · Aug 13, 2016

yaleyaleee...

migors · Aug 13, 2016

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Moisemusajiografii · Aug 13, 2016

Barbarosa said:
Hahaha hao watoto kama dereva Taxi ndiyo wamejaa chadema!

Hivi wewe, kuna muda huwa unatumia hata 12% katika kufikiri? Acha ukarumekenge!

Mbulu · Aug 13, 2016

Barbarosa said:
Hahaha hao watoto kama dereva Taxi ndiyo wamejaa chadema!

Madhara ya kutumika sana kwa 0713 huonekana tu.......

opencheque · Aug 14, 2016

Safi sana mama mtoto . nipe nikupe ndo mtindo wa maisha.

BansenBurner · Aug 14, 2016

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] kuanzia asubuh ndio nimecheka sahv sa8 mkuu umeua"

kinguo · Aug 14, 2016

Barbarosa said:
Hahaha hao watoto kama dereva Taxi ndiyo wamejaa chadema!

Usipo itaja chadema naona unaumwa mavi. Au m.u.d.u unawasha .unatafuta wanaume kwa nguvu.

Allency · Aug 22, 2016

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MWITA100 · Aug 25, 2016

du mama mhuni sana

jomape · Aug 25, 2016

Ukwr utaonekana tu na uongo utajulikana

zedvn · Aug 25, 2016

Hahahaha

Mkidi · Aug 26, 2016

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jerrysonkiria · Aug 27, 2016

Hahaha

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