Alikuwa Yanga huyu mechi ya mwisho kucheza alikosa penalt dhidi ya Simba miaka 2000 au 01 kama sijakosea. Baada ya kukosa hiyo penalt sijawahi kumsikia tena.
[h=2]10. Danny Shittu[/h] One of the better known players that this list is comprised of, Shittu's inclusion will come as no surprise to most fans.
What's wrong with the name Danny you ask? Absolutely nothing. Shittu on the otherhand is two deleted characters shy of being unreportable.
The Nigerian has played at a host of English clubs and is currently plying his trade at Millwall.
[h=2]8. Ralph Minge[/h] Mr. Minge played his entire career at Dynamo Dresden, also representing East Germany on the international scene no less than 36 times.
The German national has since entered the managerial game, and his most notable positions include being in charge of the Germany U20's and Bayer Levekusen's B team, with whom he is currently in his second spell in charge.
[h=2]6. Johnny Moustache[/h] Our number six could quite easily walk into a Beano comic edition without raising any eyebrows.
Johnny Moustache is considered a star of football in the Seychelles, and with a name like that it's a wonder he never attracted any attention from scouts of other clubs.
He may be just outside the top five, but Moustache is by no means sensible.
[h=2]3. Danger Fourpence[/h] Few will argue that Danger Fourpence doesn't sound like a name generated by two random Google searches, but that's not to discredit the actual Mr. Fourpence.
The Zimbabwean native plays alongside players such as Limited Chicafa, Heavens Chinyama and Blessing Makunike.
As hard as it is to believe, this isn't a mess around. Danger Fourpence is real and he plays in defence.
[h=2]2. Wolfgang Wolf[/h] Our number two is hilarious enough, without the added factor that he once managed, wait for it . . . Wolfsburg.
Mr. Wolf, who could easily be a member of the X-Men, or form some sort of Hollywood career if he wasn't a football manager, has been in the dugout of numerous sides in German football.
The 55-year-old coach has surely been ridiculed for most of his life. Having said that, there's worse . . .
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