Wadada nyoeni sehemu za siri jamani!

[Miss Natafuta]

Mimi ningemnyoa kwa upanga walahi!!

njoo uninyoe mkuu

 

[balibabambonahi]

Hii ni hatari sana!

Juzi nikapata Dada mmoja nikamtongoza akakubari, akanipanga siku!

Siku yakwenda kumgegeda sasa hiiiiiii! yaani nilichoona pale mbele nikichaka cheusi tiiiii, mwanaume nikasema isiwe shida, nikajitosa! kesho take sasa nilichokipata mpakaa sasa hivi nasilizia maumivu balaa, aise koni yangu imechanwachanwa balaaa, hapa nimaumivu tu!

Tina mini jamani! napata maumivu mie!

Ulizini na jini Maimuna aseee

 

[Behaviourist]

njoo uninyoe mkuu

Mimi nikikunyoa nitahitaji unipe kazawadi ka kipochi manyoya mkuu![emoji1]

 

[alfredj]

Hahah

 

[Mentor]

Usisahau kwenda kupima baada ya siku tano/saba...

 

[madhabahu nyeusi]

Mkuu uzuri wa jeneza nje ndani mzoga acha kuvamia midude mingne noma.

 

[TEAM VIBAJAJI]

Mpaka hapo unamaanisha ulicheza peku mazee

 

[Valentina]

Mkiona hivo muwe mnawanyoaga hao wapenzi wenu badala ya kulalamika huku

 

[GREENER]

Zisiwe nyingi mkuu kipara kabisa nacho sio kizuri

Ubaya wa kipara nn mkuu? Hebu nijuze coz mm ni muumin wa hyo kitu asee

 

[Ngai Moko]

Dawa alopewa na Mganga imefanya kaz, na moja ya sharti alopewa ni kua asinyoe kunako na wewe unalaumu ili iweje? Mtu na maisha yake bhana ridhika na maumivu yako

 

[Naisujaki Lekangai]

Kwahiyo ukiona mmoja hanjanyoa ndio unajumuisha wote?

Eti bana! Swala hili wangemalizana wao, lakini analileta hadharani na kusema 'wadada' badala ya 'dada'. Mleta mada hana staha wala uungwana!

 

[Chloroquine]

Hii ni hatari sana!

Juzi nikapata Dada mmoja nikamtongoza akakubari, akanipanga siku!

Siku yakwenda kumgegeda sasa hiiiiiii! yaani nilichoona pale mbele nikichaka cheusi tiiiii, mwanaume nikasema isiwe shida, nikajitosa! kesho take sasa nilichokipata mpakaa sasa hivi nasilizia maumivu balaa, aise koni yangu imechanwachanwa balaaa, hapa nimaumivu tu!

Tina mini jamani! napata maumivu mie!

Pole ungemnyoa kabla ya .......

 

[Chloroquine]

Eti bana! Swala hili wangemalizana wao, lakini analileta hadharani na kusema 'wadada' badala ya 'dada'. Mleta mada hana staha wala uungwana!

Anawadhalilisha akina dada eeh inabidi abadilishe uzi wake.

 

[McCain]

Acha uzalilishaji kama ni kweli weja picha tuthubitishe

 

[Evelyn Salt]

"tunza misitu ikutunze"

 

[kasamba12]

Nenda hospital kamuone doctor, pia upime na ngoma kabisa

 

[Aventus]

Mavu**z** yana raha yake jaman afu ukute demu papuchi ina maji ya kutosha.hapo huwa na enjoy sna aisee

 

[NAKWEDE]

Bila shaka mtu wake wa kudumu anapenda hicho kichaka, wewe si uliomba kwa siku hiyo tu?!

 

[Ncherry1]

Huhuhu... Na wale wakaka wasio shave unakuta underarms kumejaaa kama anataka kusuka... Afu ananuka jasho

 

[Nathd]

Wanaume wa siku hizi bhana! Alichokifanya na mwanamke wake anakuja kusimulia huku,ungemwambia pale pale ingependeza zaidi, wadada jiangalieni hao wanaume mnaowakubalia hawana mapenzi wanataka tu wawachungulie halafu wakasimulie