The hammer
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- May 17, 2011
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MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (10 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (10 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 5 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 500,000. Your daughter who is awaiting ACSEE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2,000,000 Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 8 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000 in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)
BEST OF LUCK!
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (10 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (10 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 5 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 500,000. Your daughter who is awaiting ACSEE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2,000,000 Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 8 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000 in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)
BEST OF LUCK!
