Wanaume sio ATM!!!

Asprin said:

Kwani kuna kupanga meza leo? Me not aware....

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Okay leo tunapanga MOUNTAIN DEW tu

Lizzy said:

Karibu dearest!Sasa hunizawadii kwa mtoko?

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Mtoko hautatosha nahitaji tufanye logistics za kutambulishana kwa wazazi ili niweze kuwa nawe 24/7 dearest.

uporoto01 said:

Mtoko hautatosha nahitaji tufanye logistics za kutambulishana kwa wazazi ili niweze kuwa nawe 24/7 dearest.

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Eh unataka kufanya kweli dearest??Embu come this way uniambie zaidi!

uporoto01 said:

Siku yangu ya leo itakuwa nzuri baada ya kusoma hii,thanks dearest.

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halafu wewe kale kafurushi umekapata eeh?

Husninyo said:

halafu wewe kale kafurushi umekapata eeh?

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Hapana besti bado kufika kipande hii,mzima lkn.

Lizzy said:

Eh unataka kufanya kweli dearest??Embu come this way uniambie zaidi!

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yaani dearest sikuli silali....you know the rest.Am lost without you,i cant breathe there is no AIR you've taken my breath away.

uporoto01 said:

Hapana besti bado kufika kipande hii,mzima lkn.

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kha! Hawa mamods wamekazuia nini.

uporoto01 said:

yaani dearest sikuli silali....you know the rest.Am lost without you,i cant breathe there is no AIR you've taken my breath away.

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Come over here so I can give you..your breath back!Surely a kiss will do!Right?

Lizzy said:

Come over here so I can give you..your breath back!Surely a kiss will do!Right?

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Am coming Lizzy yes a kiss will surely bring back my breath and a biiig HUG to go with that,will probably add years to my life.

uporoto01 said:

Am coming Lizzy yes a kiss will surely bring back my breath and a biiig HUG to go with that,will probably add years to my life.

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Done...jihesabie miaka 10 ya nyongeza!

Lizzy said:

Done...jihesabie miaka 10 ya nyongeza!

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Thanks your an angel,first i had a good day and now will sleep like a baby tonight.:hug::busu

uporoto01 said:

Thanks your an angel,first i had a good day and now will sleep like a baby tonight.:hug::busu

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An?Not yours?Haya kama hujabinafsisha watatokea wamiliki wengine!

Lizzy said:

An?Not yours?Haya kama hujabinafsisha watatokea wamiliki wengine!

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MY ANGEL :A S-rose:

Husninyo said:

kha! Hawa mamods wamekazuia nini.

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spanish lady nimeshazisamehe usikonde mtu wangu.

uporoto01 said:

MY ANGEL :A S-rose:

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Mmh ya kuombwa hiyo!Sijui nichukue au niache....!

Nilikuwa napita tu jameni naona nishapigwa kibuti dah uporoto01 sumu yako kali

uporoto01 said:

spanish lady nimeshazisamehe usikonde mtu wangu.

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dah! Sio hivyo wangu.
Hebu cheki vizuri. Niltuma bwana.

:wink1::wink1:

Lizzy said:

Mmh ya kuombwa hiyo!Sijui nichukue au niache....!

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Lizzy said:

Hii mtindo wa kuwaita wanaume ATM unawaboa sana kusema ukweli...hata mimi kama mdada siufagilii.Achili mbali huwaita hata kuwatumia kama ATM nayo inatufanya wadada tunadharauliwa wakati mwingine.

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Tatizo baadhi ya kina kaka hata ukitaka kula kiazi anakulazimisha ule pizza eti sababu anazo. Mnaweza kukaa hata chini ya mwembe mkaongea, hataki anataka mwende beach. Kisha pembeni analalamikia matumizi makubwa na akichacha kidogo anakukwepa kinoma. sio ATM lakini wabadilishe tabia

The Finest said:

Nilikuwa napita tu jameni naona nishapigwa kibuti dah uporoto01 sumu yako kali

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Kuna dada mmoja tunafanyanae kazi alisema namshangaa sana fulani anakuja kunitongoza huku kavaa pete ya ndoa na anategemea kabisa nimsikilize,sasa wewe unakuja kuongea na Lizzy na hapo chini umeandika Miss U AD ,think TF think.Mie hapo chini nimewaweka Machinga.