PROF NDUMILAKUWILI
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Duh,pole kwake!!!
Duh,pole kwake!!!Wengine wana homoni za mbuz
kuna boss wangu alijaribu hii kitu sijui aliokota manzi ya wapi ndani ya siku mbili alipata gono la chini na juu..ulimi ulikua kama wa kenge
Alipiga mayowe majiran tukavunja mlango ndio kumcheki mshkaji amekunywa vikombe vyakutosha hadi leo hana hamu za kuzama ukoWewe ulimuonaje?
Kumbeee!!! Je huwa mnapenda zaidi liulimi likuubwaa kama la ng'ombe au hata kaulimi saizi ya mbuzi kanawapa mzuka pia??Tunafurahia sanaaaaaa[emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732]
Acha vitisho kwenye pochi manyoya hakuna virusi, kuna bacteria ambao mostly ni harmless...Kuwa makini na kansa ya koo, K huwa inavirus wanaoishi humo na hawana madhara kwa hiyo kitu, sasa wakikuingia mdomoni baada ya miaka kadhaa utajuta
Dogo watu wanazama mrejini kule kwenye tope wewe unazungumzia hapo uani pa Safi kabisa? Mungu fundi sana hiyo pochi manyoya inajisafisha yenyewe kama jicho jombaa...Kama msichana ana kupenda kweli lazima ata kukataza usizame chumvini ila kama li demu lina taka uangamie yaan ufe kifalaaa basi atakuruhusu uzame chumvini
Chumvini ni hatari kwa.koo la mwanaume .. yaannlile shimo jiulize lina tema uchafu kila mwezi alafu ww unaenda kuegesha ka ulimi kako pale lzm UFE
Wadada jitu Kama hili linajilinganisha akili na mbwa au mbuzi, msiache kuyalisha uchafu nasema hivi yalambisheni kabisa.Mbona mbwa..mbuzi na wanyama wengine hua lazima wapalambe pale ndio wagegede..kwani na na sisis binadamu si ni wanyama.
#MaendeleoHayanaChama
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Majinga jinga yanayoweza kufanya hivyo yalisheni kabisa mauchafu yakijipendekeza kulamba humo.Ni raha sana.....cheers mabaharia mnaozama chimvini.
Nyie visokolokwinyo msioweza nawaambia hiviiiii kenge nyieee
We dogo nenda Kwanza chuo ukasome, Kama unazani kulamba lamba mauchafu hayo ya wanawake wako ndo silaha ya kuzuia usaliti nakusikitikia, Sachi humuhumu jf kuna nyuzi za wajinga wenzako walijitapa Hadi kulamba mavi yanayobaki kwenye mikunduli ya wake zao na bado wajuba wakawagongea wake zao.Nyiny ndo mnagongewagwa sana wake zenu,ko tunapotafta mbinu za kuwanusuru muwe mnatuelewa sio kutubishia tu
Hujasema kama unafurahia au vipi, funguka mkuu[emoji1787]Kazi iendeleeeee
Nasem kazi iendeleee. AlaaaaHujasema kama unafurahia au vipi, funguka mkuu[emoji1787]
Mkuu, hem funguka kidogo basi! Kuzamiwa si kuzamiwa?[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]
Dogo jinga sikiliza, hao Malaya zako unaowaona wasafi, leo mjaribu mmoja mpige dole huko chumvini halafu chomoa mwekee mdomoni mwake alambe, then kesho njoo utupe mrejesho nini kilitokea.Kama mpenz wako ni mchafu na malaya huwez ukazama chumvin
Watu wananyonya hadi nkund wao wanashangaa chumvini tu[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]!!!!!![emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]
Ndo maana vinywa vyenu havitamaniki.Mi kidole cha kati kwenye kisimi taratibuuu huku unapiga mate.Tutazamane kidogo kupima hisia zetu na tufumbe macho kusikilizia utamu.HALLELLUYAH!!!!
KuzamiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMkuu, hem funguka kidogo basi! Kuzamiwa si kuzamiwa?[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]
Hahaha, kidogo nishangae kama upo chama cha upinzani. Na sisi tunasema tutazidi kuzama, tutazama tu hakuna namna!!Kuzamiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Muswada umepitishwa.
Haya makofi wabunge..
Paaah paah paah
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