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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] mi mwenyewe eti waseme mtu achukue miboroyank yote ya jf sikubaliii[emoji12][emoji12][emoji23][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732]!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] angalia neno langu la mwisho Best. Una akili sana wewe lol!
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] mi mwenyewe eti waseme mtu achukue miboroyank yote ya jf sikubaliii[emoji12][emoji12][emoji23][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732]!!
Hawa waletwe kwangu niwape adhabu 😋.Jamani eee e Kuna hawa wapenda mikund.u hawa namna gani hawa??[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125],[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji23]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1544][emoji1544][emoji1544]Wale wenye wakifinyiwa kidogo tu makelele kibao mixer ngurumo za radi, wanaisikiliza mpaka wanashindwa kujizuia hawa watukabidhi ATM cards zao na password.
Halafu kuna mtu anakuja kukuambia wanawake wote wapo sawa....Kuna yule fundi mmoja nilipokuwa kwenye hiyo hali, nikapitishiwa ulimi sikioni huku naambiwa " t*mb umwage babah " sauti fulani hivi ya madeko ....Aghrrrrrrr Aaaah weeeh kuna wanawake bwana.
Huyu nilimpa kitu ila nahisi alsotahili zaidi ya kile.
Wapewe hukumu ya kifo tuJamani eee e Kuna hawa wapenda mikund.u hawa namna gani hawa??[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125],[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji23]
Wale madem wanao ifinyia kwa ndani wajengewe sanamu lao kabisaKila mwanaume asimame alipo dakika moja kuwapongeza wale mademu ambao huja kwa juu bila kuambiwa
Wale mademu ambao kwenye pochi hubeba chupi ya kubadirisha wepewe laki moja na savannah 3
Wale mademu huitoa ndani na wanainyonya alaf wairudishia tena ndani wapewe Pesa na wanunuliwe iPhone 13 plus
Wale mademu wakija geto earphone zako zinakuwa zake. Hakikisha kiepe wanaweka pilipili nyingi sana
Wale mademu wote ambao husema em nioneshe kwanza wapewe Konyagi
Wale mademu husema promise hauto niumiza wapewe Sprite moja na WiFi ya club
Wale mademu ambao hawatak taa izimwe wapewe fanta ya moto
Wale mademu uoga asbh lakini wanakupa tena ndio waondoke wepewe jameson na walipiwe nauli na akifika umpongeze kwa show
Wale mademu ukiwangalia hv ni wapole ila hurudisha ndani haraka sana pale ikichomoka Mola awajalie afya njema na wapewe lak moja ya saloon
Wale mademu wakifika geto wanaingia bafuni wanatoka wamejifunga khanga Wapewe saint Anna na wawashiwe hotspot
Wale mademu hujifanya wamelala lakin ukimshika paja anapanua taratibu Wapewe hela nasema wape hela wee wape hela tuuu
Wale mademu hufumba macho wakati ikiingia ndani wapewe Chocolate...
Ongezea na weee ni tuwape tuzo gan........
Hao ni wale ambao hakuwahi kutomb kabla ya ndoa, wanahisi kila mwanamke ni sawa na wake zao😅.Halafu kuna mtu anakuja kukuambia wanawake wote wapo sawa....
😂😂😂😂😂😂 NimechekaKuna jamaa alianza mwisho wa mwezi ntakununulia simu
Mwisho wa mwezi ntakununulia simu
Sasa mambo halivyokolea sasa
"Mwisho wa simu ntakununulia mwezi
Mwisho wa simu ntakununulia mwezi"
Hakika Mkuu, kuna mademu , huwa siwasahau, nilishawahi nyonywa vidole vya miguuni, miguu imeinuliwa juu, badae akakazana na vidole gumba viwili, Aiseeee! hatariiiii! Hawa viumbe sijuagi wanasomea wapi haya mamboHao ni wale ambao hakuwahi kutomb kabla ya ndoa, wanahisi kila mwanamke ni sawa na wake zao[emoji28].
Kuna wanawake hata ukimtema ukisikia hata harufu ya marashi yake sehemu yoyote ile, lazima uhakikishe maana unapata flashback ya hatari...
Halafu kuna mtu anakuja kukuambia wanawake wote wapo sawa....
Kirusiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] kirusiiiiiii!!!!
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Kabisa best!Umeona eh!? Life is so beautiful and enjoyable especially when you’re healthy and satisfied with your life style.
Tena wajengewe/ tujengewe kwa kutumia mawe ya TanzaniteWale madem wanao ifinyia kwa ndani wajengewe sanamu lao kabisa
Ushawahi nyonywa kile kimstari cheusi kinachoanzia kwenye mbupu mpaka karibia na kinyeo? Au kama ana ukucha mrefu akupitishie kwenye hako kamstari kama anakuparua vile huku mboo inanyonywa...mate yashakuwani yale mazito mdomoni mwake....Aiseeeeeeh😋😋😋.Hakika Mkuu, kuna mademu , huwa siwasahau, nilishawahi nyonywa vidole vya miguuni, miguu imeinuliwa juu, badae akakazana na vidole gumba viwili, Aiseeee! hatariiiii! Hawa viumbe sijuagi wanasomea wapi haya mambo