THE COLDEST STORY YOU WILL EVER HEAR IN MMU!
Sam and his entourage of girls were all special cases! Cause they all know he is playing them all and neither is ready to surrender nor make him accountable! They all somehow accommodate his serial infidelity and love him the way he is! For all I can say is all of them are bunch of LUNATICS! Sio kwa ubayaaaa kumbukeni kanitembezea chiu wa mnyama Masaki! I blocked the MF and his psycho girlfriends!
Once upon a time MMU and JF in general was land of virtues! Full of virgins and righteous women! The women of substance! Welll that was before the arrivals of JEZEBELS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!
It was the times when girls like SMILE, HEAVEN SENT, KAUNGA virtuous women rulled MMU by the code of honor! Preached of TRUE LOVE, FAITHFULNESS, HARMONY AND TRUST as pillars of MMU! That was before the discovery of a gold mine!
Then came the enterouge of DEVILS! QUEEN DEVILS, SUPREME DEVILS! THE MEDUSAS! And they brought along the PANDORAS BOX in MMU! Burning down the city to ashes!
These devils ranged from Lara1, Cassie, Madam B , and others nimewasahau! and they all ruled in different errors but their core principle was the same with 3 components! PUSSY, MONEY, AND BATA! They all had no limits! Who has more head counts will always be a mystery!
Naomba niweke Sawa! Sio kwamba hawa walikuwa malayaaaa sanaaa kupita sisi! No! I have seen and heard worse in here! Hawa walikuaaaa HOW TO BRAND AND PACKAGE umalaya humu ndani uka NOW TRENDING! Walijuaaaa kuuingiza Sokoni ukakiki! Ukakubalika na kuwa The next big thing MMU!
Walikuja na SCHOOL OF THOUGHTS ZAO kabisaaa! Utasemaaa wewe hujuiiii bado hujaingiaaa mjini kabisaaaa! Slowly the good girls lost their glory humu ndani! Some switched camps!
snowhite decamped! Alikuwa binti mlokole akaja kuwa KUNGWI! And if you asked me she NAILED both angles!
Wale vichwa ngumuuu wenye ethics zao walisusaaaa wakaondokaaa wakikomaaa na doctorine yao! Like usual some RAN and others we stay to fight! Hatukukubali kirahisiiii! Kwanini watuharibie jamvi kirahisiiii Na umalayaaaa wao!
Tuliobakia kupambana na ufedhuli wao hatukufika wa 5! Believe me we all tried! Sio wepesi hizo namba tasaaaa! As of today kabakia
kana peke yake ndo anaendeleza mapambano! Viva Kana vivaaa! Kama tulimtoa mara ya kwanza humu safari hii hatushindwi!
Ubaya wa hawa wajingaaa wanajuaaa, wanajuuuuua Na wanajuaaa tena to make you sell your soul to the devil! Hawakunyongi ila wanakupa Kamba ujinyonge mwenyewe!
Japo nilikuwa nasoma maandiko yao niwatokomezeeeee Na kupambana nao kabisaaa kumbe I was selling my soul to the devil bila kujuaaaa! Before I knew it mtazo wangu Na wa kwaooooo ukawa on the same page! Khaaaaaaaaa! Nyie mbwa mme niharibia maishaaaa!
You know the devil has a way to sort his own! Trust me kwa Cassie sijui Ila hizo namba 2 zisiwape mawazo kabisaaa! Zinatumikia hukumu ya mda! Kwa uharibifu na madhambi wapiiii hubiri humu labda Karne 3 zitawatosha!
Anyway walipanda mbeguuuu ndani yangu ghaflaaaa nikajikutaaaa mbuyuuuu! Newazidi
Mpaka walimu wangu! And I loved it!
Baada ya tukio la Sam nikawaza mambo mengi sanaaaa! Nikawaza kweliii nimekoseaaa njia! I have to repent! Njia niliochaguaaaa sio sahihi kabisaaaa! Na Lara 1 she will drag me to hell with her!
By this time they already burnt everything to ashes! Every damn thing! Distoroyed all the good girls! Wameuzaaaa watu sanaaa! Wamejiuzaaaa wenyewe yaaani! Balaaaa tupu!
It was the DEVILS error! And pussy was officially accepted as a currency in Jf! Papa trade was at its pick! Watu waka Anza kupost mpaka wanauzaaaaa! Kunyanduanaaaa sasa hovyooo hovyooooo! It was the DARK ERROR! It was all about nani yuko na nani na anapewa shingi ngapi! No body said shit! Kama mjuavo IF YOU WANT TO FOOL THE MASSES DONT FOOL EVERYONE JUST FOOL THE RIGHT ONES AND OTHERS WILL FOLLOW GLADLY!
Mi bwana nilikuwa nimewachokaaa na mambo yao ya kishetaniiii tatizooo nani atamfunga paka kengeleeee! I missed the good old days za kina KAUNGA! Hawapoooo! Wamesepaaa Na kijiji chao! Waliobakiaaaa maji vuguvugu wanakemeaaa mambo ya kina Medusa Ila nao wanajinafasi na papa za humu vile vile si ndo unafiki huoooo! Heheheheeee!
I was lost, I was going crazy! I needed help! I needed hope real soon! Niliomba tu ainuke Daudi mmoja kupambana na hizi Goliat! Na kutokomeza kabisa utawala wao wa kishenzi shenzi! Nikawa nimekata tamaaa kabisaaaaa!
Mara Mola akamleta mtumishi wake Ketty! Mmemsahahu na nyinyi vipi? Binti mlokole yule kipenzi cha wengi! Muzuri wa suraaaa, Umbo, tabiaaa mpaka rohooo! Alikuwa anapenda kupostiwaaaa sanaaa humu! She was real beauty with purpose!
Yaaani Lara1 alikuwa hampendiiii binti yuleeeee! Sijuiii kwa nini! And she was always nice to her! She was young and naiveeee! But courageous! Very courageous! Mwenyewe nikasema hatimaeeeee Daudi kajaaaa kutuokoaaa na hawa Papito economy! Tutahemaaa humu!
Unafiki ndo kazi yangu nikaenda kukumuuliza Lara unamuonaaa mtoto nyota inawakaaa! Kumtibuaaaa tu vuziiii! Akatabasamuuu! Akasema mxiuuuu ‘HUYU MWANA KONDOOOO!!!!!! HER STORY WILL BE THE SADDEST OF THE ALL! MARK MY WORDS!’ Nikajuaaaa manizooo for shizooo ameshikwaaa pabayaaaaa!
Kate tried! She really did! She was always happy, charming and believed in the middle of this jungle she could make a difference! Told you she was very naiveeeee!!!!
Her popularity grew like FIREEEEEE! Alipata umaaarufuuuu fastaaaa ! Na fans wake wakubwa walikuwa kina AVERAGE JOE a.k.a FREE P! Ambao walikandamizwaaaa mnooo mnooo walikuwa hawahemiiii humuuuu pindi ya utawalaaa wa shetaniiii!
Kate was always preaching ITS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY! It’s all about true love! Na kalikuwa kama hojaaaaa! Na kamejipangaaaa! Na kampeni kanajuaaaaa! For a minute nikaonaaaa kabisaaa Shoga angu na utawala wake wa kimaluuni utakwishaaa soon and it will be the end of error! Nikamhurumiaaa!
Nikamfataaa! Lara Khate unamzarauuuu ila ni mwibaaaa ule! Mzarau Mwiba huotaaaa tende! It’s about time we take care of her once and for all! Tumtoe relay kabisaaa humu MMU! Kama tulivowatoaaa race Kama Hussein bolt wale wengine! Heheheee! ( We did some things we are not proud of)
Akasema hapanaaa! Mwacheeeee! THE HIGHER SHE RISES THE EPIC WILL BE THE FALL! And we will be here to celebrate it! Hahahaaa! Namwambia but she is smart give her that! What if she never falls from her high horse! What then? Please tell me we push her! Hahahaha! Akasema she will fall soon! Patience is virtue! Let’s wait patiently. Our time will come!
Khate alianza kuniboaaaa mda si mda! The fame got to her head! And she started overdoing it! She was getting sloppy! Niakasema EPIC FALL ya Lara might be sooner than I hoped for!
Akaja na seraaaa za kunikandamizaaaa mpaka mimi akadakiaaa mkuu! Eti yeye si wa kulala Na wanaumeee HOVYO HOVYO! Kaanzisha uzi kabisaaaa! Queen B, Supreme being! According to yeye there is THE ONE! Matako ya kuku! And she was searching for THE ONE! Humu humu Jf au? Hehheheeee!
Aliniboaaaaa! She was throwing shade at me!!!!!? WOTP! Lile jiwe alikuwa analenga kumbamizaaa Lara 1 ila alilirusha gizaniii! Likatupataaaa wengi! Enough is enough SHE WAS GOING DOW BY SPIRIT BY FIRE!
Nikarudi kwa Lara1! Huyu mtoto lazimaaa aondokeeee humu bila kuaga! Either you do it or I do it! Simtakiiii hata siku 2! Wale wengine wanoko zaidi yake tuliwaondoshaaa humu! Akasema ndo maana wamerudiii! Tulikoseaaa! Nasisitiza wamerudi na adabuuuu!
Anasisitiza mda badooooo! Huyu dogo kwa mambo ya usnitch alio mtendeaaa itatakiwa aondokeeee mwenyeweee! Na kuwe na jambo zitoooo dhidi yake asiweze kurudiiii! Namwambiaaaa SHE IS A SAINT! Hilo jambo zitooo labda tumpakazieeee! Tunachukua uongo tuna mix na kweli then JACKPOT!
Anasema hapanaaa SHE WILL SLIP AND WE WILL BE HERE CELEBRATE THE MOMENT! LETS BEAT HER IN HER OWN GAME! DEMU NI MNAFIKIIII!!!! HIZO THEORY ZAKE HAZITEKELEZEKI! Soon atatoka kwenye mstariiii then tutatumia hojaaa zake mwenyeweee kummalizaaaa! Cha msingi muhimize atoe hoja nyingi za kinafki! Anasisitiza HER STORY MUST BE THE SADDEST OF THEM ALL! Usi Mu under estimateeee! She is good! Maybe naiveee but good!
Popuarity yake ikakuaaaa Sana kwa wabeba box! Every chance anayopata anamuua Lara as if there is anything left to kill pale! Watu wa JF until now ni 2 faced! Wanakuunga mkono Na wanamrejeshea mwenyewe!
Akaandika uzi Mwingine USIOMBE PESA JUST WIN HIS HEART! ATAKUPA PESA ZOTE UNAZOTAKAAA! I must admit huu ulikuwaaaa classic sanaaaaa! Contrary to our MMU Party ya mrengo wa kushotooo ila uzi ulikuwa ROMANTIC!
Nikaanza kumzoeaaa nimjueee tu ni mtu wa Ina gani? Na nilichoka kungoja anguko lake! Nikataka kumpa push kidogooo!
Nikagunduaaa SHE ACTUALLY HAD A LIFE! Sio looser Kama sisi! She works kwenye kampuni ya simuuu! Her parents are rich! She did have a life!
Tatizo la huyuuuu shogaaaa Kidawa ni mojaaa tu! EVERY MAN WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER! Mpaka huko kazini kwakeeee! Tena alikuwa anasema yeye bikraaaaa! Mwanzo nilijua labda ana zungumzia bikra ya Tigo! Hehehee! Ila Kuna uwezekanoooo! Mmmmh!
Aliendelea na nyuzi zake za kishenziiii! Mara NOT EVERY MAN IS FOR YOU! Anamwaga school of thoughts zake za Romeo and Juliet! Alikuwa na bahati na watuuu wa maana sanaaaa humuuuu! Lakiniii habahatikiiii! Kabisaaaa! THE BAR WAS SKY HIGH FOR ANY MAN!
Nikakata tamaaa kabisaaaa! Nikamwambiaaa Lara we are doomed! Akasema there is progress! You won’t believe! The victory is actually handed to us just in time for CHRISTMASS!
Nikamwambiaaaa nipangeee! Akasema NOPE! Utaendaaa kubwabwaja kwa mdigoooo afu mambo yataharibikaaaa! Nikajua tu she has nothing! Ananipa moyo tu!
Mara paaap! Bibie Khate akaniambia she finally found the ONE in JF! Mmmmmmmhhh! It all screamed Lara1! Nikamwambia tu I’m happy for you!
Nikaenda kumbanaaa! Akasema wewe unamjuaaa yule mtoto anavochaguaaa mabwanaaaa! Nikamwambiaaa SO YOU SENT HER THE ONE SHE CANT REFUSE? Hahahahaaaa! Akasema How evil of you to this that about me! No I didn’t! Would never! It just happens THE ONE is my long time pal! Anatongoza pale MWAKA Na nusu! Maybe I give him few tips, that’s it! Mmmmmmmhhhh! Nikagunaaaaa!
THE ONE was THE ONE! Rich, loaded and handsomeeee! A man to die for! Makalio ya kuku! I’m sorry to break your hearts THE ONE NONE OTHER THAN A FACKING LOOSER! A LOST MF! Very sad in did! Hahahahaaa! AVEARGE JOE AT HIS HIGHEST! He might have been broke but he was a good man! Mwanaume gani atatongoza mwaka without getting any! It’s a big red light!
LOOSER alijitoaaa mwili na rohooo! Miezi mi 3 anamtaka tu out! Hata kiss hapati! Chezeaaa kuwa THE ONE! Miezi 6 bila bila! Yupo tuuuu! Baada ya kumkaguaaaa sanaaa! Akajiridhishaaa kwamba HE IS NOT LIKE OTHER MEN! Heheheee! She wished!
Akamkaribisha kwakeeee! Walibanjuee tundaaaa! Bikra kama bikraaaa haikuwepoio hata ya kuegesha Na shabuuuu! Ila kitu tight hawajapita watu wengiiii! Kitu konkiiii!
Capital Mistake ya Khate ni moja Na inafanywa na wanawake wengiii MMU! UNAUZA MKEKA WAKO MWENYEWE MWANAUME GANI UNAMTAKA, AWEJE AFU BAADAE UNATUMIA MKEKAAA HUO HUO! Sasa huyo mwanaume si anatumia mkeka huooo kukuzugaaaa kiulaiiini! Umeandika manual script Jukwaani! Mwanaume ataachaje kuitumia Kiku operate!
Khate was DOOMED! Alikolezwaaaa! Mahaba niteketezeeee! Kila dream yake THE ONE LOOSER anaitekelezaaaa! Ananiambia I didn’t expect to find TRUE LOVEin MMU! Heheheeee! Mkeka wa dreams kauandika zaidi ya mwaka humu jukwaani!
She fell DEEPLY in LOVE! Wakasahau KALENDA! Na P2 wakaziweka pembeni! Khate akabeba MIMBA YA THE ONE AND ONLY LOOSER! Akaja kuniambiaaa so exited! Very sureee ataolewaaa! Nyooooo!
Nikaja kumwambia Lara tumeumbukaaaa! Khate anaolewaaaa! Akaniulizaaa na nani? Please don’t say the THE ONE LOOSER! Nikamuuliza Kwanini? Aka niuliza kwani kuna nini? Nikawa simuelewi mjueeere! Namwambiaaa kuna GOOD NEWS! BEST NEWS! MMU TUNAJUKUUUU!
Akauliza Ina maana Khate ana Mimba? Akaweka mikono kichwani? Na muuliza vipi? Mbona siku somi! Ndio ana Mimba ya THE ONE LOOSER! Kwani vipiii? Si ndo vizuriii soon wana funga ndoaaa!
Akasema THE ONE LOOSER IS MARRIED! Haaaaaaaaaa! Namuuliza kivipi sasa? Anasema Ndio (MBA) Married but Available! WITH 4 KIDS ALSO!
YEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! KIRUUUUUUUU!!!!! WHAT HAVE WE DONE!