What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

Lmaoo!!
 
I'm gonna start now.
1. I've lied to my friends and parents that I lost my virginity after being married. actually i lost it at 16.
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2. Always I pretend that I'm a good person, but honestly, i am an unpleasant, irritating, contemptible person and terribly selfish person that doesn't care about anyone but myself. Simply, Morality and ethics doesn't matter to me at all because I PUT MYSELF FIRST.
** Or maybe that is the lie and the truth is that i'm actually a good person.
 
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itakuwa uongo wako unatisha sana ndio maana.
Kumbe mnazungumzia mambo ya uongo eeh?
 
Nakuona una kibarua cha kujifunza kiingereza! Umepata danga la kizungu linalazimisha ujue ung’eng’e
Mimi sijifunzi kingereza. Kingereza ni miongoni mwa lugha 5 za kimataifa ninazoziandika na kuongea Jinjo.
Kwa sasa lugha ninayojifunza ni German.
 
Asante kwa ushauri Hannah.
 
I bet you gonna tell this lie to your kids that they should learn from you.
Well I'm 29 married and still haven't lost mine[emoji4][emoji4]
 
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