What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

International said:
Yesterday i comfirmed that the one who was my date we are no longer again in a relationship.

Short story about her, i was at home (one year ago) i decided to go at shop, it was not far from home .the time i arrive at destinations point i met this girl she was moving from the shop. I freezed for a while looking at her and of course i told my self that "She is my Match" gòod enough she was stopped somewhere talking with her neighbour almost 30 sec. What a brave i àm i decided taking actions toward my desire and then i started to follow her back. Good enough the place was sorrounded by what called michongoma and this gives a huge confidence that here We are two no one can see i am approching the chick.

I called her "hey you ccta" for three times but she didn't respond and of course she heard me at the time i call her without changing the nack direction. Lastly she turned back looking who was in need of her, i was vibrating at a time i am proaching her closer and know nothing on how could i start to flow my needs. As i còme closer to her i weared a confidence that i had never have and starting by showing i was angry on why she heard my voice but she didn't respond. One reply from her "UNASHIDA GANI" i gained a confidence again and said i have nothing big but i neèd at knowing each other if you dont mind. She replied FOR WHAT? i replied it is not bad if we just know each other.

To short the stor i lied the girl that i am a graduate from MZUMBE and i am working at Vodacom as an accountant (the truth is i am a jobless at home for 3rd year now and i am not from mzumbe)not olny that i was iven lied about my Namè and trible too . All of this it was to set a good environmenment for to trust me and give a chance to be with me. I remembèr at a time i am approaching i was with Tecno obama (those black Techno phone with bottons) the one i was approaching was a fresh degree graduate from Mzumbe University(i didn't nkew this) and she was with IPHONE 6+ newly imported from dubai.

When i remember thìs i give a bigup to me that i was a lier ever and ofcourse letter we used to be together though she come and realize i was lied to her iven my name but she was with me until yesterday we broke up permanently.


This is my cheers for me in this weekend
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Lmaoo!!
 
I'm gonna start now.
1. I've lied to my friends and parents that I lost my virginity after being married. actually i lost it at 16.
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2. Always I pretend that I'm a good person, but honestly, i am an unpleasant, irritating, contemptible person and terribly selfish person that doesn't care about anyone but myself. Simply, Morality and ethics doesn't matter to me at all because I PUT MYSELF FIRST.
** Or maybe that is the lie and the truth is that i'm actually a good person.
 
Hannah said:
[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787].
itakuwa uongo wako unatisha sana ndio maana.
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Kumbe mnazungumzia mambo ya uongo eeh?
 
njinjo said:
Nakuona una kibarua cha kujifunza kiingereza! Umepata danga la kizungu linalazimisha ujue ung’eng’e
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Mimi sijifunzi kingereza. Kingereza ni miongoni mwa lugha 5 za kimataifa ninazoziandika na kuongea Jinjo.
Kwa sasa lugha ninayojifunza ni German.
 
Hannah said:
Ukiandika kwa kiswahili usiandike mada kama hii, kuna watu huku na mahakimu wa kutoa hukumu, waropokaji, na walokole feki watakushambulia hadi uchanganyikiwe. Na kuna wale wa shule zinafunguliwa lini hahahaha, uzuri hawajui hata kingereza hivo leta za viinglishi tuu mama tujifunze na sisi kuandika kizungu.
halafu story nililizozisoma humu zingekuwa zimeandikwa kwa kiswahili hata zisingenoga.
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Asante kwa ushauri Hannah.
 
Hannah said:
I'm gonna start now.
1. I've lied to my friends and parents that I lost my virginity after being married. actually i lost it at 16.
.
2. Always I pretend that I'm a good person, but honestly, i am an unpleasant, irritating, contemptible person and terribly selfish person that doesn't care about anyone but myself. Simply, Morality and ethics doesn't matter to me at all because I PUT MYSELF FIRST.
** Or maybe that is the lie and the truth is that i'm actually a good person.
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I bet you gonna tell this lie to your kids that they should learn from you.
Well I'm 29 married and still haven't lost mine[emoji4][emoji4]
 
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