Relief Mirzska
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- Jun 13, 2017
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Bestyyyyy
BestyyyyyNo comment.
Best I salute you.
I seeI'm gonna start now.
1. I've lied to my friends and parents that I lost my virginity after being married. actually i lost it at 16.
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2. Always I pretend that I'm a good person, but honestly, i am an unpleasant, irritating, contemptible person and terribly selfish person that doesn't care about anyone but myself. Simply, Morality and ethics doesn't matter to me at all because I PUT MYSELF FIRST.
** Or maybe that is the lie and the truth is that i'm actually a good person.
There's a lot to learn from your life. If you managed to stay for 20+ years having not been in any relationship, even after having one, you still can't rush to what most might perceive as roots to a strong relationship tree( referring to sex here). I pray you keep your standards to fulfilment.
I believe youI bet you gonna tell this lie to your kids that they should learn from you.
Well I'm 29 married and still haven't lost mine[emoji4][emoji4]
Enhee hadithi iendelee.Basi ntakwambia wewe.
Nlipomaliza chuo nlipata nafasi bank flani hivi nifanye kama intern huku yule manager akinipa moyo kama ntafanya vizuri basi ntaajiriwa. Nkafanya pale for three month, Sept, Oct and November. Graduation ikafika nkaenda kwenye graduu. Kurudi nakuta kuna mtu kaajiriwa, it never went well with me so nkakaa for two weeks halafu nkasema ngoja nisepe nkatafute channel Dar. Nisambaze bahasha weeee halafu niende Tanga.
Miongoni mwa ma-bank nilizokwenda moja ni NBC pale posta ya zamani. Kufika pale nkaingia front office nkawaambia jamaa pale nataka kuonana na either HR au Marketing Executive, washkaji (marika yangu kabisa) wakaniambia do you have appointment?? Nkawaambia sina but I need to meet these people, wale jamaa kwa dharau kabisa wakaniambia you can't meet them.
Nkakaa kama dakika 3 hivi nafkiria cha kufanya huku nimechoka na nina hasira, nkawafuata nkawaambia mnajua wakija wakijua kwamba mmenikatalia kuwaona bila sababu itawaletea tabu?? Wakaniambia for sure hawa watu bila appointment ni ngumu ila kama una maagizo tuachie tutawapa. Nkawaambia ok, mwambieni Marketing executive yule jamaa mwenye zile 300 accounts kaja.
Jamaa kuskia vile nafkiri head of front office akaniambia ok subiri. Straight away akapiga simu, mara akaniita nkaongee na simu pale pale, kufika nkachkua simu, hallo, yes hello! Wewe ni nani na nimeambiwa unazo 300 accounts, nkamwambia yeah ninazo but I wont give them to you until I get my cut. Akaniambia mpe simu huyo mtu, wakaongea ghafla yule jamaa ananipa visitors card ananifahamisha mensa kwenye lift mpaka ghorofa ya saba Marketing executive anakusubiri. Nkapanda lift, kufika ghorofa ya 7 ule mlango wa lift kufunguka tu, hammadi mwanadada kisuuuu. Are you Relief?? Yeah I am, come to my office. Kufika ofisini kilichotokea, next episode
Ndicho anachomaanisha. Halafu nije kwako nijifunze kitasha. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] [emoji23]
Only if ningejua kile amekimaanisha, nisingemkubalia..!! Nimechelewa mno kuipata maana!!
HahahaahahNdicho anachomaanisha. Halafu nije kwako nijifunze kitasha. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Umeona rangi yake halisi? [emoji23][emoji23]I see
Hahahaa..Ndicho anachomaanisha. Halafu nije kwako nijifunze kitasha. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Do you think I didn't believe that?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] at 16? That's Why you don't believe what I've written.
[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]I bet you gonna tell this lie to your kids that they should learn from you.
Well I'm 29 married and still haven't lost mine[emoji4][emoji4]
Don't believe all those lies[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28].Umeona rangi yake halisi? [emoji23][emoji23]
SijapendaBasi ntakwambia wewe.
Nlipomaliza chuo nlipata nafasi bank flani hivi nifanye kama intern huku yule manager akinipa moyo kama ntafanya vizuri basi ntaajiriwa. Nkafanya pale for three month, Sept, Oct and November. Graduation ikafika nkaenda kwenye graduu. Kurudi nakuta kuna mtu kaajiriwa, it never went well with me so nkakaa for two weeks halafu nkasema ngoja nisepe nkatafute channel Dar. Nisambaze bahasha weeee halafu niende Tanga.
Miongoni mwa ma-bank nilizokwenda moja ni NBC pale posta ya zamani. Kufika pale nkaingia front office nkawaambia jamaa pale nataka kuonana na either HR au Marketing Executive, washkaji (marika yangu kabisa) wakaniambia do you have appointment?? Nkawaambia sina but I need to meet these people, wale jamaa kwa dharau kabisa wakaniambia you can't meet them.
Nkakaa kama dakika 3 hivi nafkiria cha kufanya huku nimechoka na nina hasira, nkawafuata nkawaambia mnajua wakija wakijua kwamba mmenikatalia kuwaona bila sababu itawaletea tabu?? Wakaniambia for sure hawa watu bila appointment ni ngumu ila kama una maagizo tuachie tutawapa. Nkawaambia ok, mwambieni Marketing executive yule jamaa mwenye zile 300 accounts kaja.
Jamaa kuskia vile nafkiri head of front office akaniambia ok subiri. Straight away akapiga simu, mara akaniita nkaongee na simu pale pale, kufika nkachkua simu, hallo, yes hello! Wewe ni nani na nimeambiwa unazo 300 accounts, nkamwambia yeah ninazo but I wont give them to you until I get my cut. Akaniambia mpe simu huyo mtu, wakaongea ghafla yule jamaa ananipa visitors card ananifahamisha mensa kwenye lift mpaka ghorofa ya saba Marketing executive anakusubiri. Nkapanda lift, kufika ghorofa ya 7 ule mlango wa lift kufunguka tu, hammadi mwanadada kisuuuu. Are you Relief?? Yeah I am, come to my office. Kufika ofisini kilichotokea, next episode
Anakucheza shere tu, anajua nlichomaanishaHahahaa..
I thought kwenye kitasha wewe ndo 'hedigelo' wangu twinnie..!!
Eti Relief si kweli??
I bet you gonna tell this lie to your kids that they should learn from you.
Well I'm 29 married and still haven't lost mine[emoji4][emoji4]
Joke of the century, right ? Married, yet carrying your virginity with you.I bet you gonna tell this lie to your kids that they should learn from you.
Well I'm 29 married and still haven't lost mine[emoji4][emoji4]
My day???When in school abroad... I told everyone my day was a minister 😂😂😂 had to show fake house pictures. That gave me cool rich friends 😜
What happened to it???My day???