What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

Yesterday i comfirmed that the one who was my date we are no longer again in a relationship.

Short story about her, i was at home (one year ago) i decided to go at shop, it was not far from home .the time i arrive at destinations point i met this girl she was moving from the shop. I freezed for a while looking at her and of course i told my self that "She is my Match" gòod enough she was stopped somewhere talking with her neighbour almost 30 sec. What a brave i àm i decided taking actions toward my desire and then i started to follow her back. Good enough the place was sorrounded by what called michongoma and this gives a huge confidence that here We are two no one can see i am approching the chick.

I called her "hey you ccta" for three times but she didn't respond and of course she heard me at the time i call her without changing the nack direction. Lastly she turned back looking who was in need of her, i was vibrating at a time i am proaching her closer and know nothing on how could i start to flow my needs. As i còme closer to her i weared a confidence that i had never have and starting by showing i was angry on why she heard my voice but she didn't respond. One reply from her "UNASHIDA GANI" i gained a confidence again and said i have nothing big but i neèd at knowing each other if you dont mind. She replied FOR WHAT? i replied it is not bad if we just know each other.

To short the stor i lied the girl that i am a graduate from MZUMBE and i am working at Vodacom as an accountant (the truth is i am a jobless at home for 3rd year now and i am not from mzumbe)not olny that i was iven lied about my Namè and trible too . All of this it was to set a good environmenment for to trust me and give a chance to be with me. I remembèr at a time i am approaching i was with Tecno obama (those black Techno phone with bottons) the one i was approaching was a fresh degree graduate from Mzumbe University(i didn't nkew this) and she was with IPHONE 6+ newly imported from dubai.

When i remember thìs i give a bigup to me that i was a lier ever and ofcourse letter we used to be together though she come and realize i was lied to her iven my name but she was with me until yesterday we broke up permanently.


This is my cheers for me in this weekend
Sh*t
 
Basi ntakwambia wewe.

Nlipomaliza chuo nlipata nafasi bank flani hivi nifanye kama intern huku yule manager akinipa moyo kama ntafanya vizuri basi ntaajiriwa. Nkafanya pale for three month, Sept, Oct and November. Graduation ikafika nkaenda kwenye graduu. Kurudi nakuta kuna mtu kaajiriwa, it never went well with me so nkakaa for two weeks halafu nkasema ngoja nisepe nkatafute channel Dar. Nisambaze bahasha weeee halafu niende Tanga.

Miongoni mwa ma-bank nilizokwenda moja ni NBC pale posta ya zamani. Kufika pale nkaingia front office nkawaambia jamaa pale nataka kuonana na either HR au Marketing Executive, washkaji (marika yangu kabisa) wakaniambia do you have appointment?? Nkawaambia sina but I need to meet these people, wale jamaa kwa dharau kabisa wakaniambia you can't meet them.

Nkakaa kama dakika 3 hivi nafkiria cha kufanya huku nimechoka na nina hasira, nkawafuata nkawaambia mnajua wakija wakijua kwamba mmenikatalia kuwaona bila sababu itawaletea tabu?? Wakaniambia for sure hawa watu bila appointment ni ngumu ila kama una maagizo tuachie tutawapa. Nkawaambia ok, mwambieni Marketing executive yule jamaa mwenye zile 300 accounts kaja.

Jamaa kuskia vile nafkiri head of front office akaniambia ok subiri. Straight away akapiga simu, mara akaniita nkaongee na simu pale pale, kufika nkachkua simu, hallo, yes hello! Wewe ni nani na nimeambiwa unazo 300 accounts, nkamwambia yeah ninazo but I wont give them to you until I get my cut. Akaniambia mpe simu huyo mtu, wakaongea ghafla yule jamaa ananipa visitors card ananifahamisha mensa kwenye lift mpaka ghorofa ya saba Marketing executive anakusubiri. Nkapanda lift, kufika ghorofa ya 7 ule mlango wa lift kufunguka tu, hammadi mwanadada kisuuuu. Are you Relief?? Yeah I am, come to my office. Kufika ofisini kilichotokea, next episode
[emoji4][emoji4]ulikuwa jasiri.
Hawakuita security kweli? Natamani kujua baada ya kujua si kweli ilikuwaje.
 
The world would be a better place Mfilisti.
thats not true it will be chaos, imagine someone come out now and tell you that he/she is responsible for the death of one of your beloved, or someone tells you she sleep with your husband, still the world will be a better place?
 
When in school abroad... I told everyone my day was a minister [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] had to show fake house pictures. That gave me cool rich friends [emoji12]
[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]did they find out?
 
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