What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

And here you are lying! Unfortunately it hasn't last and I have found it out.

Almost died of laughing???[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]
[emoji4][emoji4] please find a way to trust me because I was telling the truth. The world was "going"dark.
 
Unajutia kwanini ulidanganya Denvers?
 
Hapa sasa tupo sambamba.
 
Bampa to bampa au sio?
I am in too deep at this point so I'm gonna ride this b*ch out till they put me in the ground. Now we are married and I can't buy her a pafyume because "I don't have a sence of smell"πŸ˜‚ .
 
ila tafsiri za google translator sidhani kama mbongo anahusika yaani ukioona tu unajua hii transileta ya gugo [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]
Hata mimi huwa nashangaa sana.
Inataka utumie sana sana kingereza kwenda lugha nyingine au lugha nyingine kutoa kiswahili kwenda kingereza.
Ila ukitumia kiswahili UMEKWISHA utatoa BOKO moja matata. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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You didn't iven lough. This story is very long story and interesting one. You will lough on how i sustain to be with her until yesterday when we official break up.

Thanks for the huge Love Miss Lee[emoji28][emoji28]
 
Let me quote the most interesting sentence, "i never slept with any man". I'm convinced you're telling another lie here. 24 and still virgin ?
 
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