What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

miminimkulimaakachekasana said:
sijaelewa kitu ila huu uzi ungekuwa jukwaa la mahusiano ningechangia kitu
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Relief Mirzska said:
And here you are lying! Unfortunately it hasn't last and I have found it out.

Almost died of laughing???[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]
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[emoji4][emoji4] please find a way to trust me because I was telling the truth. The world was "going"dark.
 
Denvers said:
Uongo mkubwa nikiwahi kusema ni kuwadanganya walimu wote ofisini..afu nilikua nimejaa makosa
Nilivaa tishet la shule, mkononi Nimevaa kacha, halafu kuna ile unaamka asubuhi unakurupuka unavaa suruali ya shule kiunoni inaenea bila mkanda.. sasa siku hyo nikigundua suruali ilikua haina mkanda nishafika shule..
Mbaya zaidi nilichelewaaa[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Makosa mengi adi nikapelekwa ofisini niliwadanganya nikadanganya mpka nilistaajabu waliniacha vipi..Ile kacha nilidanganya nina matatizo ya kurogwa/kiasili so nilipewa kama dawa niwe naivaa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Kuna mwalimu mnoko alikua hanipendi kweli alikua anafundisha History alikua ananiona mjinga akiuliza maswali simjibu ila akitoa mtihani namprove wrong kua I'm Smart fooll siku hiyo alishabikia niwe convicted to ila hadi Headmaster alinitetetea!!

Ilikua tarehe 22 mwezi wa 9 ijumanne mwaka fulan
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Unajutia kwanini ulidanganya Denvers?
 
Denvers said:
Namba moja hapana bora tu nikubali then niombe msamaha...mimi ukifanya kosa kama unajua nitaulizwa basi nitasema ukweli as long as adhabu utakayopewa sio ya kukutoa roho..Ila hapo naangalia ni watu gani hasa wa kuambia ukweli.. Naweza kukuambia ukweli ila kama sitaki ujue zaidi kuna Key points nitazificha. Hence u never understand it
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Hapa sasa tupo sambamba.
 
Paula Paul said:
For how long will you live in this lie?[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]. But this it's simple fix. Say you consult a doctor and it turns out it was allergies or (another lie) all along. So tell them you got cured and now you are fine.
Tell em another lie 'dawa ya moto ni moto' Mzee toboa.
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Bampa to bampa au sio?
I am in too deep at this point so I'm gonna ride this b*ch out till they put me in the ground. Now we are married and I can't buy her a pafyume because "I don't have a sence of smell"😂 .
 
Eyce said:
ila tafsiri za google translator sidhani kama mbongo anahusika yaani ukioona tu unajua hii transileta ya gugo [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]
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Hata mimi huwa nashangaa sana.
Inataka utumie sana sana kingereza kwenda lugha nyingine au lugha nyingine kutoa kiswahili kwenda kingereza.
Ila ukitumia kiswahili UMEKWISHA utatoa BOKO moja matata. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Paula Paul said:
That's is so funny , I almost died of laughing. I thought you were going to mention a bunch of men you've slept with.
Found out you are still a virgin (this is literally what you meant) made me more happy.
And I am thinking what If it's another lie[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

Lying about real name to the strangers, almost everyone does.
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mzee toboa said:
2nd lie:
I was seeing this girl back in college that was also a workout buddy after the classes. She had really bad ador when she got to sweating.
She asked me about this and Instead of just telling her the truth, I told her that I could never notice it because I didn't have "sense of smell". Well this lie spread from this one girl to all the way to my friends that still believes that I don't have " a sense of smell".

It's been 12 years and still I can't add to any conversation about the smell of foods etc.
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SweetieLee said:
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] International you have this huge love from me, you've real bless my saturday walaqhi'..!!
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You didn't iven lough. This story is very long story and interesting one. You will lough on how i sustain to be with her until yesterday when we official break up.

Thanks for the huge Love Miss Lee[emoji28][emoji28]
 
cute b said:
I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.

Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.

And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?
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The truth is " I never slept with any man". Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.
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Let me quote the most interesting sentence, "i never slept with any man". I'm convinced you're telling another lie here. 24 and still virgin ?
 
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