What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

kikiboxer said:
Tatizo ki-malkia hiki ngoja nitafute dictionary kwanza.
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Vipi Hapa unaelewa Sasa
Habari! Kwa kweli, mwanzoni mwa mwaka ofisini (nilikuwa nikifanya kazi katika nchi ya kigeni wakati huo), sote tulitakiwa kumwambia lengo moja ambalo umeliweka kumbukumbu (mwaka uliopita). Na kwa kweli sikufanikisha malengo yangu yoyote, kwa kifupi nilifurahia maisha (bataz, kukuz) na sikufanya chochote juu ya ndoto / malengo yangu. Sikutaka mtu yeyote ajue hiyo, wangeniona kama mtu duni (ambayo sikupenda), kwa hivyo ikawa zamu yangu, nikatengeneza tu kitu. Jambo la kwanza lililokuja kichwani mwangu ni "Nilinunua nyumba" na ndivyo nilivyosema. Imekuwa kitu cha kusumbua zaidi ambacho nimewahi kufanya. Kwa miaka nililazimika kufikiria "vipi ikiwa watagundua" niliamua kuendelea kusema uwongo na hakuna mtu aliyewahi kuniuliza au kunitembelea. Kilichotisha zaidi ni kwamba, nilimsifia kifo cha mjomba wangu ambaye alikuwa tayari amekufa. Ni kwa sababu nilitaka kuruka nje ya nchi kwa tarehe. I got 7days off na kadi ya huruma na hundi kutoka kwa bosi wangu. Nilitaka kutafuta pango na kujisokota na kufa hapo. Kwa vyovyote vile ninahisi kuwa na hatia wakati wote. Je! Ni uwongo gani mkubwa ambao umewahi kusema? Na uliendelea kuendelea hadi lini? Au umewahi kushikwa na uwongo? Guys hebu babble, Karibu ni wikendi. Ijumaa
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The Sheriff said:
Well, I don't know where to start 'cuz I've lied many a times and, trust me on this one, I'm pretty good at keeping my lies. Truthfully, I ain't never been outta Bongo. Ever in my life. I ain't never even flown (boarded a plane) before, but I know Carribean cities and streets probably much better than a 20-time visitor to those places. It's all because I was (still am) extremely fond of their culture.

Getting back to my well-kept lie, in 2009 I met a lady in Arusha. She was colorful as heck. And from a well-fixed family, too. On a second date we discussed plenty, among them our interests and hobbies. She told me she had flown First Class twice and had visited 7 African countries and a few more in Europe and South East Asia. Gosh, I started feeling so little and my confidence was dropping at an unprecedented speed!

At a lightning speed, I made up a story. I told her that I had twice been to Bridgetown (Barbados) and that I enjoyed my swimming at Rockley/Accra Beach (it does really exist). I went ahead lying to her that I had gone there to visit my step-brother, Jacobs, a fictional guy sired by my father when he worked there (my pa has never been to the Carribean either). She trusted me. I assume because my English sounds kinda perfect.

In 2012 she moved to the US. Consequently, the distance sorta broke us up though we're still tight and in touch. I keep the lie and it haunts me. I wish I get to fly to Seattle, WA and reveal this long-kept lie while there.

Big weekend y'all!
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Tujitahidi kutumia google translate hahaha😆


Kweli, sijui nianze wapi? '' Nimekuwa nimesema uwongo mara nyingi, na kuniamini juu ya hii, niko vizuri kutunza uwongo wangu. Ukweli, sijawahi kuwa nje ya Bongo. Zamani katika maisha yangu. Sijawahi hata kuruka (akapanda ndege) hapo awali, lakini najua miji na mitaa ya Carribean labda ni bora zaidi kuliko mgeni wa wakati wa 20 kwenda kwenye maeneo hayo. Ni kwa sababu nilikuwa (bado ni) napenda sana tamaduni yao. Kurudi kwenye uwongo uliohifadhiwa vizuri, mnamo 2009 nilikutana na mwanamke huko Arusha. Alikuwa rangi kama heck. Na kutoka kwa familia iliyowekwa vizuri, pia. Katika tarehe ya pili tulijadili mengi, miongoni mwao masilahi na burudani. Aliniambia alikuwa amepanda Darasa la kwanza mara mbili na alikuwa ametembelea nchi 7 za Afrika na chache zaidi huko Uropa na Asia ya Kusini Mashariki. Gosh, nilianza kuhisi kidogo na ujasiri wangu ulikuwa ukiteremka kwa kasi isiyo ya kawaida! Kwa kasi ya umeme, nilipanga hadithi. Nilimwambia kwamba nilikuwa mara mbili kwenda Bridgetown (Barbados) na kwamba nilifurahia kuogelea kwangu huko Rockley / Accra Beach (iko kweli). Nilitangulia kumwambia kuwa nilikuwa nimeenda kumtembelea kaka yangu wa kambo, Jacobs, mwanaume wa hadithi aliyetumwa na baba yangu wakati anafanya kazi huko (pa wangu hajawahi kwenda kwa Carribean hata). Aliniamini. Nadhani kwa sababu Kiingereza changu kinasikika sawa. Mnamo mwaka wa 2012 alihamia Amerika. Kwa hivyo, aina ya umbali ilituvunja ingawa bado tuko laini na tunawasiliana. Ninahifadhi uwongo na unanichukia. Natamani nifike kuruka Seattle, WA na kudhihirisha uwongo huu uliohifadhiwa kwa muda mrefu wakati nipo. Wikendi kubwa y'all
 
I do not lie. Perhaps at times I may be economic with the truth.

Kuna siku nilikuwa naanza kazi sehemu, bosi wangu aliniuliza "Unajua hiki kitu?" . Nikamwambia sikijui, lakini kuna documentation nitajifunza kirahisi tu.

Kumbe yule bosi alijua sijui, kwa sababu hiyo system ipo sehemu chache sana. Na yeye mwenyewe kashaitumia anaijua.

Ningesema najua angeweza kuniuliza maswali ningeshindwa kujibu, au angenipa kazi na kutaka nimrudishie siku ile ile, kitu ambacho nisingeweza.

Kuna siku nilikuwa narandaranda New York City clubs usiku. Nikafika Webster Hall enzi hizo ilikuwa open.

Ma bouncers wa New York City siku nyingine huwa wanoko sana kuachia watu waingie club, hasa kukijaa watu, kama hujavaa vizuri wanakukatalia.

Watu kibao walikuwa wamekataliwa wapo nje.

Nikafika mimi, nilikuwa nimenyoa nywele mtindo ambao wanajeshi wa Marekani US Marines wengi hupenda kunyoa. Na wiki hiyo ilikuwa "Fleet Week". Wiki ambayo watu wa US Navy/ Marine/ Coast Guards wanasherehekewa.

Basi bouncer kuniona tu, akafikiri na mimi ni US Marine, alikuwa kapiga watu kibao chini kuingia club Webster Hall. Aliponiona mimi akasema "Thank you for your service". Maneno ambayo Wamarekani husema kuwashukuru wanajeshi wao kwa kujitokea kufanya kazi ya jeshi.

Basi na mimi nikaitikia kwa kutabasamu, nikamshukuru bouncer pia, nikaingia Webster Hall.

Sikudanganya, ila nilikuwa "economic with the truth". Kwamba sikuwa mwanajeshi.

Nilionekana kama mwanajeshi kwa sababu ya kifua kikubwa, misuli na mtundo wa kunyimoa nywele.
 
mzee toboa said:
Bampa to bampa au sio?
I am in too deep at this point so I'm gonna ride this b*ch out till they put me in the ground. Now we are married and I can't buy her a pafyume because "I don't have a sence of smell"[emoji23] .
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You married? I am happy for you all.
And she believes that you don't have a sense of smell? Within a good 12yrs?What about her body ador? [emoji4][emoji4]
You are so good on keeping a lie going.
Congratulations, you have been awarded the best liar award! You can now kiss the "award"[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]
 
mathsjery said:
Vipi Hapa unaelewa Sasa
Habari! Kwa kweli, mwanzoni mwa mwaka ofisini (nilikuwa nikifanya kazi katika nchi ya kigeni wakati huo), sote tulitakiwa kumwambia lengo moja ambalo umeliweka kumbukumbu (mwaka uliopita). Na kwa kweli sikufanikisha malengo yangu yoyote, kwa kifupi nilifurahia maisha (bataz, kukuz) na sikufanya chochote juu ya ndoto / malengo yangu. Sikutaka mtu yeyote ajue hiyo, wangeniona kama mtu duni (ambayo sikupenda), kwa hivyo ikawa zamu yangu, nikatengeneza tu kitu. Jambo la kwanza lililokuja kichwani mwangu ni "Nilinunua nyumba" na ndivyo nilivyosema. Imekuwa kitu cha kusumbua zaidi ambacho nimewahi kufanya. Kwa miaka nililazimika kufikiria "vipi ikiwa watagundua" niliamua kuendelea kusema uwongo na hakuna mtu aliyewahi kuniuliza au kunitembelea. Kilichotisha zaidi ni kwamba, nilimsifia kifo cha mjomba wangu ambaye alikuwa tayari amekufa. Ni kwa sababu nilitaka kuruka nje ya nchi kwa tarehe. I got 7days off na kadi ya huruma na hundi kutoka kwa bosi wangu. Nilitaka kutafuta pango na kujisokota na kufa hapo. Kwa vyovyote vile ninahisi kuwa na hatia wakati wote. Je! Ni uwongo gani mkubwa ambao umewahi kusema? Na uliendelea kuendelea hadi lini? Au umewahi kushikwa na uwongo? Guys hebu babble, Karibu ni wikendi. Ijumaa
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Nimependa hii.
Ubarikiwe kwa moyo wako wa kujitolea Mathsjery.
 
mathsjery said:
Tujitahidi kutumia google translate hahaha[emoji38]


Kweli, sijui nianze wapi? '' Nimekuwa nimesema uwongo mara nyingi, na kuniamini juu ya hii, niko vizuri kutunza uwongo wangu. Ukweli, sijawahi kuwa nje ya Bongo. Zamani katika maisha yangu. Sijawahi hata kuruka (akapanda ndege) hapo awali, lakini najua miji na mitaa ya Carribean labda ni bora zaidi kuliko mgeni wa wakati wa 20 kwenda kwenye maeneo hayo. Ni kwa sababu nilikuwa (bado ni) napenda sana tamaduni yao. Kurudi kwenye uwongo uliohifadhiwa vizuri, mnamo 2009 nilikutana na mwanamke huko Arusha. Alikuwa rangi kama heck. Na kutoka kwa familia iliyowekwa vizuri, pia. Katika tarehe ya pili tulijadili mengi, miongoni mwao masilahi na burudani. Aliniambia alikuwa amepanda Darasa la kwanza mara mbili na alikuwa ametembelea nchi 7 za Afrika na chache zaidi huko Uropa na Asia ya Kusini Mashariki. Gosh, nilianza kuhisi kidogo na ujasiri wangu ulikuwa ukiteremka kwa kasi isiyo ya kawaida! Kwa kasi ya umeme, nilipanga hadithi. Nilimwambia kwamba nilikuwa mara mbili kwenda Bridgetown (Barbados) na kwamba nilifurahia kuogelea kwangu huko Rockley / Accra Beach (iko kweli). Nilitangulia kumwambia kuwa nilikuwa nimeenda kumtembelea kaka yangu wa kambo, Jacobs, mwanaume wa hadithi aliyetumwa na baba yangu wakati anafanya kazi huko (pa wangu hajawahi kwenda kwa Carribean hata). Aliniamini. Nadhani kwa sababu Kiingereza changu kinasikika sawa. Mnamo mwaka wa 2012 alihamia Amerika. Kwa hivyo, aina ya umbali ilituvunja ingawa bado tuko laini na tunawasiliana. Ninahifadhi uwongo na unanichukia. Natamani nifike kuruka Seattle, WA na kudhihirisha uwongo huu uliohifadhiwa kwa muda mrefu wakati nipo. Wikendi kubwa y'all
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Kumbe ina translate vizuri sana.
 
Haya qualified liar... why would you fake a death of your late beloved uncle just for a date of unpredictable broke boyfriend?

I wanna text you.....before we plan for our date tell me who you gonna kill...
 
Kiranga said:
I do not lie. Perhaps at times I may be economic with the truth.

Kuna siku nilikuwa naanza kazi sehemu, bosi wangu aliniuliza "Unajua hiki kitu?" . Nikamwambia sikijui, lakini kuna documentation nitajifunza kirahisi tu.

Kumbe yule bosi alijua sijui, kwa sababu hiyo system ipo sehemu chache sana. Na yeye mwenyewe kashaitumia anaijua.

Ningesema najua angeweza kuniuliza maswali ningeshindwa kujibu, au angenipa kazi na kutaka nimrudishie siku ile ile, kitu ambacho nisingeweza.

Kuna siku nilikuwa narandaranda New York City clubs usiku. Nikafika Webster Hall enzi hizo ilikuwa open.

Ma bouncers wa New York City siku nyingine huwa wanoko sana kuachia watu waingie club, hasa kukijaa watu, kama hujavaa vizuri wanakukatalia.

Watu kibao walikuwa wamekataliwa wapo nje.

Nikafika mimi, nilikuwa nimenyoa nywele mtindo ambao wanajeshi wa Marekani US Marines wengi hupenda kunyoa. Na wiki hiyo ilikuwa "Fleet Week". Wiki ambayo watu wa US Navy/ Marine/ Coast Guards wanasherehekewa.

Basi bouncer kuniona tu, akafikiri na mimi ni US Marine, alikuwa kapiga watu kibao chini kuingia club Webster Hall. Aliponiona mimi akasema "Thank you for your service". Maneno ambayo Wamarekani husema kuwashukuru wanajeshi wao kwa kujitokea kufanya kazi ya jeshi.

Basi na mimi nikaitikia kwa kutabasamu, nikamshukuru bouncer pia, nikaingia Webster Hall.

Sikudanganya, ila nilikuwa "economic with the truth". Kwamba sikuwa mwanajeshi.

Nilionekana kama mwanajeshi kwa sababu ya kifua kikubwa, misuli na mtundo wa kunyimoa nywele.
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Wow. Nahisi ulivyofanikiwa kuingia uliishia kucheka kimoyo moyo.
Na ulivorudi nyumbani ulijiangalia kwenye kioo na kujiuliza hivi kweli mimi naonekana kama mwanajeshi?

Nimefurahi ulivoitaja Webster. Tutakuwa tulishapishana pale. Sema mimi niliichukia hawapo organized na security wao wapo aggressive and unpleasant na watoto wengi utadhani ni daycare[emoji4][emoji4]
Sasa hivi nasikia wamefanya renovations na wamefungua mambo yatakuwa yamebadilika na mmiliki ni mwingine.
Umenikumbusha 2017 huko Kiranga.
 
Paula Paul said:
Wow. Nahisi ulivyofanikiwa kuingia uliishia kucheka kimoyo moyo.
Na ulivorudi nyumbani ulijiangalia kwenye kioo na kujiuliza hivi kweli mimi naonekana kama mwanajeshi?

Nimefurahi ulivoitaja Webster. Tutakuwa tulishapishana pale. Sema mimi niliichukia hawapo organized na security wao wapo aggressive and unpleasant na watoto wengi utadhani ni daycare[emoji4][emoji4]
Sasa hivi nasikia wamefanya renovations na wamefungua mambo yatakuwa yamebadilika na mmiliki ni mwingine.
Umenikumbusha 2017 huko Kiranga.
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Mimi ilikuwa way back around 2007. I was sharp as a razor blade, If I may say so myself.

Nilisikia earlier this year Jay Z alifanya concert ku re-open Webster Hall.

Weiterleitungshinweis

www.google.com
 
Kiranga said:
I do not lie. Perhaps at times I may be economic with the truth.

Kuna siku nilikuwa naanza kazi sehemu, bosi wangu aliniuliza "Unajua hiki kitu?" . Nikamwambia sikijui, lakini kuna documentation nitajifunza kirahisi tu.

Kumbe yule bosi alijua sijui, kwa sababu hiyo system ipo sehemu chache sana. Na yeye mwenyewe kashaitumia anaijua.

Ningesema najua angeweza kuniuliza maswali ningeshindwa kujibu, au angenipa kazi na kutaka nimrudishie siku ile ile, kitu ambacho nisingeweza.

Kuna siku nilikuwa narandaranda New York City clubs usiku. Nikafika Webster Hall enzi hizo ilikuwa open.

Ma bouncers wa New York City siku nyingine huwa wanoko sana kuachia watu waingie club, hasa kukijaa watu, kama hujavaa vizuri wanakukatalia.

Watu kibao walikuwa wamekataliwa wapo nje.

Nikafika mimi, nilikuwa nimenyoa nywele mtindo ambao wanajeshi wa Marekani US Marines wengi hupenda kunyoa. Na wiki hiyo ilikuwa "Fleet Week". Wiki ambayo watu wa US Navy/ Marine/ Coast Guards wanasherehekewa.

Basi bouncer kuniona tu, akafikiri na mimi ni US Marine, alikuwa kapiga watu kibao chini kuingia club Webster Hall. Aliponiona mimi akasema "Thank you for your service". Maneno ambayo Wamarekani husema kuwashukuru wanajeshi wao kwa kujitokea kufanya kazi ya jeshi.

Basi na mimi nikaitikia kwa kutabasamu, nikamshukuru bouncer pia, nikaingia Webster Hall.

Sikudanganya, ila nilikuwa "economic with the truth". Kwamba sikuwa mwanajeshi.

Nilionekana kama mwanajeshi kwa sababu ya kifua kikubwa, misuli na mtundo wa kunyimoa nywele.
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Bora umenifikiria namimi nisiejua kiinglish
 
Daby said:
Haya qualified liar... why would you fake a death of your late beloved uncle just for a date of unpredictable broke boyfriend?

I wanna text you.....before we plan for our date tell me who you gonna kill...
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My Uncle he was already died so no harm done.
Unpredictable broke boyfriend? He is now my husband.
I'm afraid that I'm married[emoji183] So I ain't gonna kill nobody[emoji4][emoji4]
 
Kiranga said:
Mimi ilikuwa way back around 2007. I was sharp as a razor blade, If I may say so myself.

Nilisikia earlier this year Jay Z alifanya concert ku re-open Webster Hall.

Weiterleitungshinweis

www.google.com
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2007 kitambo sana mbona. Kipindi hicho sijawahi kufikiria kwenda NYC.

Jayz sikusikia kama alikuwepo. Yawezekana hiyo site walizusha. Niliona matangazo walikuwa ni hao wengine wote kasoro Jay Z.
 
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