What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

Paula Paul said:
My Uncle he was already died so no harm done.
Unpredictable broke boyfriend? He is now my husband.
I'm afraid that I'm married[emoji183] So I ain't gonna kill nobody[emoji4][emoji4]
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If I may ask. Niggas wanna know ya old ID at JF app.
 
She was mad but it was late. I apologise by asking her. Did you loved me by material means or just the way i am. She replied the way you are mollel (fake name) i huged and kissed her for sure it was not easy i used to be a romantic nigger i never applied before. Just i magine she is a cute and white girl. She have some cash though i ddnt not touch her cash but she didn't request mine. About working at Vodacom i just told her now i am at home coz there was a temporary termination due to fraudulent activies so we are about ten peoples pending for investigation when they done they will call us again back to job or permanently termination(i don't iven know the company ) She replied Tche! Tche! Tche! Tche! very sory dear God will be with you I am praying for your job. I said thanks God i am done about the working.

I have so many to tell about this, just i am lazy on typing.

Now she is working at a biggest manufacturing industry as an administrator but we are done though i still love her but i cant make a call to her. coz i know she will not come to me again coz she is already in the market where everyone looking for her! Why should her come to me whose i live at a single room with only one bed and nothing else.

Wadada wanabadilika nilimpata kimazabe amesepa kimazabe. Game Over.
Paula Paul said:
Wow now this is the interesting story I have ever read[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4].

Was she mad at you? At that moment she found out about your lies?
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International said:
She was mad but it was late. I apologise by asking her. Did you loved me by material means or just the way i am. She replied the way you are mollel (fake name) i huged and kissed her for sure it was not easy i used to be a romantic nigger i never applied before. Just i magine she is a cute and white girl. She have some cash though i ddnt not touch her cash but she didn't request mine. About working at Vodacom i just told her now i am at home coz there was a temporary termination due to fraudulent activies so we are about ten peoples pending for investigation when they done they will call us again back to job or permanently termination(i don't iven know the company ) She replied Tche! Tche! Tche! Tche! very sory dear God will be with you I am praying for your job. I said thanks God i am done about the working.

I have so many to tell about this, just i am lazy on typing.

Now she is working at a biggest manufacturing industry as an administrator but we are done though i still love her but i cant make a call to her. coz i know she will not come to me again coz she is already in the market where everyone looking for her! Why should her come to me whose i live at a single room with only one bed and nothing else.

Wadada wanabadilika nilimpata kimazabe amesepa kimazabe. Game Over.
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Don't give up on her, she may came back back to you. Make a call and get some shit done , I do believe she will find it in her heart to love you again. Trust me, nothing has changed. Don't lose hope.

You can tell her another lie[emoji38][emoji38]
 
My life is full of lies. I was a planted liar and sincerely I am a living one. Even the sperm that made me was quietly lied to be from someone else.


I am a liar and lying is my life. I am the smartest that I find it when you try to lie. I can read from your writtings, sense from your talking and observe from your moves. Honestly, I hate to be lied.

If there will be any special place at hell for liers, then mine is served and the fire is on it.

Usihangaike hata kuisoma, nilichokiandika ni uongo mtupu.
 
Hahahahaa.. I did it to so many. I Am very professional when you come to that area. I may lie iven you (can't you see all of these i wrote it was a professional lie but you do believe) hahahahahahaahh just jorke
Paula Paul said:
Don't give up on her, she may came back back to you. Make a call and get some shit done , I do believe she will find it in her heart to love you again. Trust me, nothing has changed. Don't lose hope.

You can tell her another lie[emoji38][emoji38]
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Compact said:
My life is full of lies. I was a planted liar and sincerely I am a living one. Even the sperm that made me was quietly lied to be from someone else.


I am a liar and lying is my life. I am the smartest that I find it when you try to lie. I can read from your writtings, sense from your talking and observe from your moves. Honestly, I hate to be lied.

If there will be any special place at hell for liers, then mine is served and the fire is on it.

Usihangaike hata kuisoma, nilichokiandika ni uongo mtupu.
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Once a liar always a liar[emoji38].
 
mzee toboa said:
2nd lie:
I was seeing this girl back in college that was also a workout buddy after the classes. She had really bad ador when she got to sweating.
She asked me about this and Instead of just telling her the truth, I told her that I could never notice it because I didn't have "sense of smell". Well this lie spread from this one girl to all the way to my friends that still believes that I don't have " a sense of smell".

It's been 12 years and still I can't add to any conversation about the smell of foods etc.
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] fa.la kweli
 
I needed a passport to apply for some jobs abroad, and most of us tunafahamu Idara ya Uhamiaji huwezi kupata hati ya kusafiria kama hutoambatisha "uthibitisho wa safari" kama ni invitation letter, air ticket, etc.

Nikawaza.. Hela ya ticket sina hata buku, lakini barua naweza kuipata hii, so nikawasiliana na rafiki nje ya nchi, nikamwomba anitumie passport copy yake scanned through email, kwamba kuna kitu nataka ku compare na ya kwetu [emoji2][emoji2] (1st lie)

Akanitumia, then nikaandika invitation letter (nikijifanya mimi ni yeye) kwamba Franklin I'm inviting you to visit me in... (2nd lie) [emoji16]

Nika print barua na passport ya mzee baba, ambatanisha na mazaga mengine na form ya uhamiaji, nikapeleka ofisini kwao, withn 2 weeks passport iko mfukoni.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Paula Paul said:
My Uncle he was already died so no harm done.
Unpredictable broke boyfriend? He is now my husband.
I'm afraid that I'm married[emoji183] So I ain't gonna kill nobody[emoji4][emoji4]
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...harm was and is still there.. you are regreting now, aren't you?

Good for you ...is he aware of what you lied just to make a date with him?

Common beauty do this...like you are going to attend funeral of the one of JF moderators... guys who are actively commenting here will excuse us...on my way to PM.
 
Mara nyingi nikidanganya huwa sababu yangu ni namba 4, naamini zaidi ya kuwa natenda dhambi uongo huo hauna madhara kwa mtu mwingine
Paula Paul said:
Reason for lying.
1. To avoid punishment.
2. To protect someone from harm.
3. Self protection.
4.To maintain privacy.
5. To avoid embarrassment.
6. Being polite.
Source>> Paul Ekman
Kama unajali hivo vitu hapo juu lazima utadanganya tuu.
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Milestone said:
Let me quote the most interesting sentence, "i never slept with any man". I'm convinced you're telling another lie here. 24 and still virgin ?
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Ukiona 30 and still virgin utasemaje? 24 mbona kawaida tu
 
Franklin Wolfgang said:
I needed a passport to apply for some jobs abroad, and most of us tunafahamu Idara ya Uhamiaji huwezi kupata hati ya kusafiria kama hutoambatisha "uthibitisho wa safari" kama ni invitation letter, air ticket, etc.

Nikawaza.. Hela ya ticket sina hata buku, lakini barua naweza kuipata hii, so nikawasiliana na rafiki nje ya nchi, nikamwomba anitumie passport copy yake scanned through email, kwamba kuna kitu nataka ku compare na ya kwetu [emoji2][emoji2] (1st lie)

Akanitumia, then nikaandika invitation letter (nikijifanya mimi ni yeye) kwamba Franklin I'm inviting you to visit me in... (2nd lie) [emoji16]

Nika print barua na passport ya mzee baba, ambatanisha na mazaga mengine na form ya uhamiaji, nikapeleka ofisini kwao, withn 2 weeks passport iko mfukoni.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Good!! but those was white lies. Next time try black lie[emoji38]
 
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