..when ur ex is Getting Married!

[Nyani Ngabu]

Tumefikia pahala watu wanaona sifa kutangaza utovu wao waadabu wazi wazi?!

Go figure!!!

 

[Gaijin]

Go figure!!!

Kinachotisha zaidi ni kuona watu wengi hapa wanaona ni jambo la kawaida.

Tunalea uozo

 

[Mtalingolo]

kumbuka na huyo mkonowapaka naye kaoa, naye mkewe atajisikiaje?

Hata mke wa mkono wapaka anakajamaa kake kakwanza huwa anasema kanamfurahisha zaidi wakiwa huko kajificheni

 

[Fixed Point]

Asiye free wala happy ni nani..?..unajifanya kuonea wenzako huruma,halafu wewe wakikuonea huruma unajifanya eti uko huru na furaha.

ha haaaaaa, hatugombani IGWE, samahani kama nimekukwaza

 

[IGWE]

ha haaaaaa, hatugombani IGWE, samahani kama nimekukwaza

Sorry_i draw it back...!

 

[Vituka]

Na hapo ndio ninapoona kuna kikwazo cha mimi kuoa,..kila nikifikiri huu upuuzi wa baadhi ya wanawake kuhusu ma_ex wao..napata kigugumizi cha kuingia kwenye ndoa,........anyway bado nafikiria...maake nilivyo na hasira na mambo ya kuwa_cheated_sijui..!

Kama vipi tafta ambaye hajakuwa na X au ma X, i mean virgin then oa, naamini huyo hawezi kukucheat, we unaonaje? 😛ainkiller:

 

[Fixed Point]

Sorry_i draw it back...!

usijali........... cheers!

 

[Fixed Point]

Kama vipi tafta ambaye hajakuwa na X au ma X, i mean virgin then oa, naamini huyo hawezi kukucheat, we unaonaje? 😛ainkiller:

ha haaaaaaa, hii theory ya WALIMWEUSI kuna mtu alishawahi kui-prove?

 

[IGWE]

Kama vipi tafta ambaye hajakuwa na X au ma X, i mean virgin then oa, naamini huyo hawezi kukucheat, we unaonaje? 😛ainkiller:

Naona poa_kama vip nilengeshee mdogo wako...we unaonaje?

 

[Vituka]

Naona poa_kama vip nilengeshee mdogo wako...we unaonaje?

Sina mdogo bahati mbaya, mie ndo mdogo kwetu, au nikulengeshee kwa kigori mmoja amechezwa hivi majuzi tu, tena yeye ni mmakonde, will you?..........

 

[IGWE]

Sina mdogo bahati mbaya, mie ndo mdogo kwetu, au nikulengeshee kwa kigori mmoja amechezwa hivi majuzi tu, tena yeye ni mmakonde, will you?..........

No..for you i will(kama ni mdada lakni)...LO!

 

[King’asti]

Hebu fikiria mtu ndio anajiandaa kuweka ndani
Afu yeye anapanga kufanya "uletaji kadi mwema"???

Jamani mke mtamu, na anauma mno
Bora wanamme aisee

Ujue mtu akikuchoma bahati mbaya kwenye sikio, utamsamehe, maana nalo liko nje nje tu linapepea kama bendera.

Lakini mtu akukuchoma kwenye koromeo ndani yamdomo ujue ni dharau sana??
Yaani kakuachamisha hadi mdomo??
King'asti naomba bInduki yangu, kila nikiwaza hasira zinanipanda kwa mke wangu

Hahaha. Hebu achama mdomo kwanza nijaribu kukulenga kimeo chako. Infwakti nimefanya practice sana alaska kuimprove my shabaha skills.
afu ndo jamaa anakufanyia kama Nyani Ngabu anavyojisifu kwa Bishanga kwa kumchukulia mkewe!

 

[mtotowamjini]

namuonea huruma huyo anayemuoa...maana najua akija kwako next week mtakumbushiana na baada ya ndoa bado mtakumbushiana...daaahhh....pole sana

 

[Neylu]

Happy Kuuawa.

Kongosho, nimeipenda sana hiii..

 

[super thinker]

haya mambo ya ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex, yananiboa sana
utalikuta lijitu lina mtu mpya, bado kwenye bichwa lake kuna "X", linajiendekeza mpaka linajisahau kuishi tena, endekeza hayo ndo hutafurahia maisha tena, wawa kchwani mwako kutakuwa na "X" tu

 

[fabinyo]

.....sio tu utauwawa,bali utaliwa kiboga!watch out bro,stay away from her!do not entertain any,i say again any from her,kiukweli hampendani,si mngeoana?pliz,bado twakuhitaji jukwaani

 

[BADILI TABIA]

rest in pieces...

 

[jouneGwalu]

...........ikaingia sms ambayo nimeisave jina la dada yangu...naifahamu iyo namba ni ya x wangu ambae ndie hasa mwanamke wangu wa kwanza..kwamba anaolewa..

huyu binti nilimpata kipindi nimemaliza kidato cha 4 (nlijitunzajee!) ...tulipendana sana..na ndie niliebahatika kuw amwanaume wake wa kwanza.....tulidumu nae sana hadi namaliza likizo ndefu ya mkapa to chuo....sijui nn kilitokea mawasiliano yakapungua hadi kuishia kuachana lakini bila ugomvi.........ila kila tulipoonana tena TULIKUMBUSHIA...:tape2:

amefanyiwa sendoff wiki kadhaa zilizopita na arusi ni mwezi ujao.mbaya zaidi anakuja kuishi mkoa ninao ishi.mwanzoni alikua mkoa mwingine..huyu binti huwa tukionana nguvu zinatuishiaga....tunapendana sana na hataki kunisahau though anajua am comited somewhere...............am just wondering what will happen; nakadi ya arusi ananiletea PHYSICALLY NYUMBAN next week I!!....nitauwawa jamaniii!!...

lol...... mkonowapaka ndugu yangu, yaani hichi ndio kifo kitakachoniua pia ndugu yako......

Nina kipolo changu cha kudumu dah!!!!

 

[Chupaku]

Happy Kuuawa.

I like this. Sipendi watu wasioweza kuchukua maamuzi

 

[KOKUTONA]

...........ikaingia sms ambayo nimeisave jina la dada yangu...naifahamu iyo namba ni ya x wangu ambae ndie hasa mwanamke wangu wa kwanza..kwamba anaolewa..

huyu binti nilimpata kipindi nimemaliza kidato cha 4 (nlijitunzajee!) ...tulipendana sana..na ndie niliebahatika kuw amwanaume wake wa kwanza.....tulidumu nae sana hadi namaliza likizo ndefu ya mkapa to chuo....sijui nn kilitokea mawasiliano yakapungua hadi kuishia kuachana lakini bila ugomvi.........ila kila tulipoonana tena TULIKUMBUSHIA...:tape2:

amefanyiwa sendoff wiki kadhaa zilizopita na arusi ni mwezi ujao.mbaya zaidi anakuja kuishi mkoa ninao ishi.mwanzoni alikua mkoa mwingine..huyu binti huwa tukionana nguvu zinatuishiaga....tunapendana sana na hataki kunisahau though anajua am comited somewhere...............am just wondering what will happen; nakadi ya arusi ananiletea PHYSICALLY NYUMBAN next week I!!....nitauwawa jamaniii!!...

Km kweli unampenda bado just let her go and let it be. Sometimes inabidi ku sacrifice what we love ili mambo yaende.
After all si uko commited somewhere....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afu si anakuja kuishi mkoa uanoishi utakuwa unaiba iba kiaina au? Kwa wanaume kuiba si inaruhuiwa, kimbembe ukikamatwa. Utauawa kweli.