Where is YNIM?!

Yo Yo said:

fun gani kuruka ruka na kutoka majasho....fun ni kama niliyokuambia...

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style ya old skool siyo kama hizi zenu nyie mnaruka hadi mnatokwa na jasho...wee mtoto mdogo tatizo lako so hujui fun ya old skool enzi hizo unavaa buga luu una bonge la froo na raizoni alafu watu wanacheza twist...ile ndiyo fun...na watu wanakuwa wanahave fun kisawasawa na wala siyo kufukuzia mademu ila business only how to make money and be millionare... you talk big!....

Huyo YNIM unaemtafuta alizamia harusi basi kautwika matapu tapu yu hoi....hata akija hapa sidhani kama mtaelewana lugha.....si unajua mtu akilewa anavyotema yai gumu..

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duuh nigga kumbe ni wedding crasher?...poor him!

Nyani Ngabu said:

Yaani jamaa ni mlevi mbwa! Halafu nashangaa cupcake anambabaikia...mademu bana....

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stop it cupcake sijambambaikia jamani eeh! me i was asking in a good way...sasa mimi na wedding crasher wapi na wapi....

kelly01 said:

style ya old skool siyo kama hizi zenu nyie mnaruka hadi mnatokwa na jasho...wee mtoto mdogo tatizo lako so hujui fun ya old skool enzi hizo unavaa buga luu una bonge la froo na raizoni alafu watu wanacheza twist...ile ndiyo fun...na watu wanakuwa wanahave fun kisawasawa na wala siyo kufukuzia mademu ila business only how to make money and be millionare... you talk big!....




duuh nigga kumbe ni wedding crasher?...poor him!

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We cupcake, chunga lugha yako? Nigga this nigga that ndo nini?

Nyani Ngabu said:

Yaani jamaa ni mlevi mbwa! Halafu nashangaa cupcake anambabaikia...mademu bana....

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.............😀😀😀......mshikaji anagonga Mataputapu(pombe mavi) nini

Nyani Ngabu said:

We cupcake, chunga lugha yako? Nigga this nigga that ndo nini?

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Ok basi i take it back dude..siyo nigga tena!...

Balantanda said:

.............😀😀😀......mshikaji anagonga Mataputapu(pombe mavi) nini

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yaani jamaa anakunywa kila aina ya pombe chafu....ili mradi awe bwiii....

hata mkojo unekuwa unalewesha jamaa angeunywa tu....

Nyani Ngabu said:

yaani jamaa anakunywa kila aina ya pombe chafu....ili mradi awe bwiii....

hata mkojo unekuwa unalewesha jamaa angeunywa tu....

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Mkojo no dawa though!..did you know that tena mkojo wako wa asubuhi unaponya magonjwa 40...

kelly01 said:

Mkojo no dawa though!..did you know that tena mkojo wako wa asubuhi unaponya magonjwa 40...

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mmmhhh....na wewe acha stori zako za saloon hapa.....

Nyani Ngabu said:

yaani jamaa anakunywa kila aina ya pombe chafu....ili mradi awe bwiii....

hata mkojo unekuwa unalewesha jamaa angeunywa tu....

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Halafu dizaini akilewa anacheza sana mabolingo(si unajua mambo ya vilabuni)

Nyani Ngabu said:

mmmhhh....na wewe acha stori zako za saloon hapa.....

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I am very serious..mkojo ni dawa! muulize dr yeyote yule atakwambia...wee siku ukiona una migrane or anything try kunywa mkojo wako...lakini ule wa kwanza asubuhi....

kelly01 said:

I am very serious..mkojo ni dawa! muulize dr yeyote yule atakwambia...wee siku ukiona una migrane or anything try kunywa mkojo wako...lakini ule wa kwanza asubuhi....

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Mhhhh hapa isije ikawa unatulisha sumu

Balantanda said:

Mhhhh hapa isije ikawa unatulisha sumu

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Siyo sumu ni true story tena kuna scientist wamefanyia reserach kabisa..try that kesho then utaniambia...

Nyani Ngabu said:

yaani jamaa anakunywa kila aina ya pombe chafu....ili mradi awe bwiii....

hata mkojo unekuwa unalewesha jamaa angeunywa tu....

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Alianza kuaribika baada ya kujifanya anataka kufanyia praktiko ma organic chemistry eti na yeye aje na formula zake.....

tehe tehe tehe nimekubuka kuna jamaa mmoja alikamatwa na gongo ile ya mavi alikuwa kesha kunywa kabakiwa na akiba kwenye kidomola....tehe tehe.....akiwa kwenye gari wakielekea kituoni akatapika ilikuwa patashika gari zima harufu ya kinyesi.......

kelly01 said:

Siyo sumu ni true story tena kuna scientist wamefanyia reserach kabisa..try that kesho then utaniambia...

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Vp kuhusu mkojo wa asubuhi baada ya kupata mataputapu nao ni dawa ama....Maana mataputapu ni soo mwana

Yo Yo said:

Alianza kuaribika baada ya kujifanya anataka kufanyia praktiko ma organic chemistry eti na yeye aje na formula zake.....

tehe tehe tehe nimekubuka kuna jamaa mmoja alikamatwa na gongo ile ya mavi alikuwa kesha kunywa kabakiwa na akiba kwenye kidomola....tehe tehe.....akiwa kwenye gari wakielekea kituoni akatapika ilikuwa patashika gari zima harufu ya kinyesi.......

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Hahahaaaaaaa...lol..Hapo lazima polisi walimkimbia maana hiyo harufu sipati picha hata kidogo

Balantanda said:

Vp kuhusu mkojo wa asubuhi baada ya kupata mataputapu nao ni dawa ama....Maana mataputapu ni soo mwana

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No kama umekunywa hauruhusuwi unywe mkojo wako ila unaweza kunywa mkojo wa mtu mwingine..unatakiwa kunywa ule ulio fresh kabisa...

kelly01 said:

Siyo sumu ni true story tena kuna scientist wamefanyia reserach kabisa..try that kesho then utaniambia...

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Mkojo upi dawa?

Yo Yo said:

Mkojo upi dawa?

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Mkojo wako mwenyewe..unaokojoa...kwani kuna mikojo ya aina ngapi ach aule mkojo wa punda hata ule ni dawa pia.

kelly01 said:

No kama umekunywa hauruhusuwi unywe mkojo wako ila unaweza kunywa mkojo wa mtu mwingine..unatakiwa kunywa ule ulio fresh kabisa...

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Kunywa mkojo wa mtu mwingine!!!!!!!!!!!!!..itakuwa ngumu best maana huo wa kwangu tu kuunywa shughuli

Yo Yo said:

Alianza kuaribika baada ya kujifanya anataka kufanyia praktiko ma organic chemistry eti na yeye aje na formula zake.....

tehe tehe tehe nimekubuka kuna jamaa mmoja alikamatwa na gongo ile ya mavi alikuwa kesha kunywa kabakiwa na akiba kwenye kidomola....tehe tehe.....akiwa kwenye gari wakielekea kituoni akatapika ilikuwa patashika gari zima harufu ya kinyesi.......

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You guys kama huyu kijana amefikia stage hiyo then yupo kwenye hatari sana..he needs help inabidi mumshauri anede rehab....its not fun at all no wonder huwa anandika vitu vya ajabu hata haelewekagi kabisa...kumbe siyo normal!!