Which category are you?

Which category are you?

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Which category are you?

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[TD]		TYPES OF HUSBANDTHEIR CHARACTER TRAITS
1Bachelor HusbandThese are men who

  • Love to do things on their own without consulting their wives
  • Love to hang a lot with their friends rather than their wife.
  • Not very serious with married life
2Acidic HusbandThese are men who

  • Are always boiling like acid
  • Are always angry
  • Are violent
  • Moody and dominating
  • They are very dangerous
3Slave HusbandThese are men who

  • Feel and want to be treated like kings
  • Treat the wife like their slave
  • Love their wives to be performing old tradition respect gesture to them
  • Don’t like to be called by their first name
  • Very spoiled by their parents
4General HusbandThese are men who

  • Are husband for every woman
  • They love and care for other women a lot than their own
  • Even though not in relationship they like giving money to different women but not to their wife
  • They have more female friends
5Dry HusbandThese are men who

  • Are very moody
  • Are very stingy
  • They don’t consider the wife’s emotions
  • They don’t like putting energy in the relationship to make it enjoyable
  • They don’t have any sense of humour

6Panado HusbandThese are men who

  • Uses their wives as a problem solver
  • Love their wife when they need something from her and after that she is useless to them
  • Are very clever and knows their wives’ weakness and capitalize on them to get relief from their wife
7Parasite HusbandThese are men who

  • Are lazy and don’t love to work so they stuck to their wives because of wife’s money
  • Are very loving but uses wife money and resources to cheat her with their girlfriends
  • Are not initiative and they don’t even try to help their with house responsibilities
8Baby HusbandThese are men who

  • They are very irresponsible and childish
  • Cannot make decision on their own without asking their mothers or relatives
  • When something is wrong they rush back to their parents instead of discussing it with their wives
  • Wants their wives to care for them as the way their mothers did
  • Who always compare their wives with their mothers
9Visiting HusbandThese are men who

  • Are not always at home but usually at work
  • They come home like they are visiting or like their home is lodge
  • Try hide to provide the material needs of their wife and family but they have no time for them
10Good HusbandThese are men who

  • Are caring and Loving
  • Provide material and emotional needs of their family
  • They always make time for their family
  • They guide their home spiritually
  • They are very responsible and treat their wife as a partner and a helper

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[TD]TYPES OF WIFE[/TD]
[TD]THEIR CHARACTER TRAITS[/TD]
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[TD]Party Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Are very mobile and very sociable
  • They are always attending one function after the other (every wedding, bridal and shower, kitchen top up, office functions etc)
  • Are barely at home on weekends to have time with their husbands and family
  • Can spend family food money on gifts
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[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]Dictionary Wife [/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Don’t take suggestions: the way she thinks is the way it is
  • The way she knows is the way it is be maintained – no changes
  • Very orderly and become very angry when things are misplaced in their home set-up
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[TD]3[/TD]
[TD]Pampered Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Very spoiled by their parents (normally from rich parents or the only girl in the family of many boys)
  • They are lazy mainly to do household work
  • Love spending money shopping trivial girlish things
  • Sees their husband like a houseboy
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[TD]4[/TD]
[TD]Office Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Career minded that their family does not matter
  • Are always using carrier as an excuse of not being at home for their family
  • They don’t respect their husbands and makes educated women look bad
  • Think a husband is not important because they can support themselves
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[TD]5[/TD]
[TD]Patient Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Always look like they are sick and down trodden
  • Love to complain on everything (husband, children, relatives even weather)
  • Are always afraid and live in anxiety
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[TD]6[/TD]
[TD]Headmistress Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Make themselves in-charge of the family even when the husband is a sole provider of the home
  • Treat everyone as a child including their husband and visitors
  • Are very questionable and will punish their husbands for any trivial things

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[TD]7[/TD]
[TD]Boxing Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Are very offensive and sometimes can be violent
  • They like shouting and they are nagging
  • Believe in fire for fire
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[TD]8[/TD]
[TD]Dust bin Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • They are very dirty and unkept
  • Very disorganized and confused
  • Very lazy at everything expect gossiping
  • Leaves everything to their servants or their children
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[TD]9[/TD]
[TD]Security Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Very protective of their husband
  • Very jealous, every woman seen as a threat
  • Sees husbands friends as bad company
  • Don’t let anyone discipline their children even a teacher
  • Husband family and friends and workmates are scared of her
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[TD]10[/TD]
[TD]Good Wife[/TD]
[TD]These are women who

  • Virtuous wife (Proverbs 31)
  • Caring, loving and very smart
  • Very helpful, they can even handle husband’s business in his absence
  • Provide spiritual guidance to the children
  • Very understanding and full of self-esteem
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I hope I'll be a Type 10 Husband someday, provided i find my other-half
 
ngoja waje kina Mtambuzi,The Boss,Mamdenyi,Cantalisia na wengineo.
 
No 10 inamhuu my Eiyer, for me; I am a bit of everything. Yaani nina vijitabia vya no 1-10
Kongosho is nothing but no 8. LOL
 
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mi nimeshindwa kuchagua ya kwangu...ngoja nirudie tena kusoma:madgrin:
 
Asnam said:
ngoja waje kina Mtambuzi,The Boss,Mamdenyi,Cantalisia na wengineo.
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Mtambuzi, The Boss, Mamdenyi, Cantalisia mbona kimya. nyime mpo category ipi?
 
Kaunga said:
aah wapi, yule ni no 9.
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My lovely wife 2 be,achana nao hao,watasema mchana usiku watalala.Wanakuonea wivu kwa kuwa unaburudika na utam wa koni bila kushare na mtu!!!!
 
Eiyer said:
My lovely wife 2 be,achana nao hao,watasema mchana usiku watalala.Wanakuonea wivu kwa kuwa unaburudika na utam wa koni bila kushare na mtu!!!!
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Umeona eeh! Na mwaka huu watajibeba! Yaani ni mimi na wewe, wewe na mimi.
Now l know kwanini nilikuwa sifeel at home kule nilikotoka, kumbe l am from ur ribs. Love u sana!
 
Kongosho said:
Ofu kozi wewe ulikuwa SH, lazima akufanyie 9
Hivi alikuzalisha? Nataka nije nichukue na watoto wote alozaa nje niwalee lol
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Mtoto atoke wapi, mtu mwenyewe alikuwa so used kiasi kwamba anatoa povu tu! Lol

We ngoja, mwezi huu mtaanza kuniona natema mate, tena usiwe unanipitia karibu ukitoka Kivukoni kufuata biashara zako!
 
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