Never say we never give you anything at the official Wimbledon website. In years to come, pub quizzes up and down the country will be won or lost on these two facts we are about to present to you gift wrapped and on a silver platter. Who won the first point on Centre Court when the roof was closed for the first time? Answer: Dinara Safina. And who won the first game when the roof was closed for the first time on Centre Court? Answer: Amelie Mauresmo.
History was finally made at 5.19pm on Monday, June 29 when Mauresmo struck the first serve under the cover of "5,200 square metres of a very strong, flexible, translucent waterproof material" as the roof is described in the official literature.
As luck would have it, it was not actually raining at the time but that was to be expected. From the moment the 123rd Championships started, the sun has been shining and even when the clouds have moved in, they have refused to leak on cue and allow the man with his finger poised over the button to try out the All England Club's new toy.
For a couple of days now, we have all been wondering "will it, won't it rain?" and "will they, won't they close the roof?". And until 4.35pm on Monday, the answer had been a frustrating and infuriating "no". But that was the moment when the umpire, Kerrilyn Cramer (remember her name – she might be worth an extra point or two in that quiz), announced that play was suspended. The drizzle had become a little heavier. It was not a downpour but was it enough to try out the roof?
Alas, no. Not at first. Only the faithful old green tarpaulin was hauled over the grass while the roof stayed put. Sue Barker reported in authoritative tones on the BBC that the head groundsman had assured her the roof would only be called into play if the rain was heavy. And it was anything but that.
Still, there was an overwhelming feeling that someone, somewhere was desperate to give it a whirl. Go on, Bert, press the button. You know you want to.
This Centre Court cover-up-tease (the opposite to a striptease) had started on Saturday night. Then the lightest of light rain had hovered over Andy Murray's match but it was not enough to cause the court-coverers concern. Murray wrapped up his match in double-quick time and the day's play was done on Centre Court.
But just as people were filing out, the roof rolled into action, the lights came on and from the Tannoy came the announcement: "If the match on No.1 Court does not finish, there may be further play on Centre Court". But as everyone scratched their heads and tried to work out what was going on, the rain stubbornly refused get any heavier and Juan Carlos Ferrero polished off Fernando Gonzalez before darkness fell. No need to move anything under the roof.
Mauresmo, the first on court, could not take her eyes off the roof above herBut as the Centre Court crowd sat and stared at the skies on Monday, suddenly the roof started to move. At 4.39pm, the two halves of the structure started to roll towards the middle of the court to gasps and cheers from below. And then it stopped. "I hope someone's kept the receipt," said one wag in the stands. Surely it cannot be broken? No, actually, the roof closes in the three stages with a slight pause between each phase. By 4.46pm the roof was finally shut and there was a huge round of applause. Outside, the drizzle had stopped.
"Play will resume in 20 to 30 minutes once the referee is closed," said a disembodied voice over the public address system. Clearly, everyone was all of a tizzy in Roof Central. The referee, meanwhile, wandered round with a walkie-talkie, stopping only to check the dryness or otherwise of the grass.
At 5.11pm, the players returned to thunderous applause. Mauresmo, the first on court, could not take her eyes off the roof above her – and the floodlights that had now warmed up and were shining brightly – as she began her warm-up routine. Safina, meanwhile, kept her eyes firmly fixed on the grass beneath her feet and tried not to let the moment of history distract her.
And then at 5.19pm, they were ready to play. The brave new dawn of Wimbledon tennis had broken.
To all intents and purposes, it was exactly the same as playing with the roof off save for the slight echo of the sound of the ball striking the racket and the fact that the players' grunts and sighs sound slightly louder with the roof shut. It's just a good job the rain held off until Maria Sharapova and Michelle Larcher De Brito had gone home.
The only slight downside to this marvellous moment of history is the fact that the profits will never be the same again. If everyone is watching tennis from morning to night come rain or shine, who will be on hand to prop up the Pimms and champagne bar? No, life will never be the same again.