Wives

Wives

maxshimba said:
when a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
lee majors



by all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
socrates

woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
mike tyson


i had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
bill clinton



"there's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
michael jordan


two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
shaquille o’neal

the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
kobe bryant




a good wife always forgives her husband when he's wrong.
barack obama

marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
tommy lee
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hizo nimezipenda sana, ila nami naongeza. I wish tungekuwa majogoo na mitetea. U just hit and run
 
WomanOfSubstance said:
Wonderful summation!
Hao ndio dizain za nataka sitaki! Wanasahau kuwa wana mama, dada na mabinti wanaowapenda kupindukia na ni wanawake ambao pia ni wives wa wanaume wengine.HYPOCRISY AT ITS PEAK!
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WOS is back. ulikuwa interior sana nini?
 
Omega Psi Phi said:
Marriage is for dummies. Marriage sucks.
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I think you are very wrong!!! its just people in it are not clear of what they want, and thats waht makes it unique, ndo si kama quickies za gesti house na sms za misimu

Marriage is strange and its the course that you get your certificates before you start classes!!!
 
De Novo said:
I think you are very wrong!!! its just people in it are not clear of what they want, and thats waht makes it unique, ndo si kama quickies za gesti house na sms za misimu

Marriage is strange and its the course that you get your certificates before you start classes!!!
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To each his own. I will never live my life worried about whether someone is creepin on me or will creep on me. And all I know is it is not for me.
 
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

........Hii ya Bush ipo poa, nimeipenda hiyo.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

 
"A wife was created from his rib, not from the head to be above him, nor his legs to be trod upon, but under his arm to be protected, near his heart to be loved, beside him to walk together"
 
MaxShimba said:
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?”
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when he's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt
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KAKA NADHANI UMEWABAMBIKIA HAWA CELEBS hizo QUOTES... i have red them before... they are simply not originally Authors of these phrases... EXCEPT for SOCRATES...
 
Fredwash said:
KAKA NADHANI UMEWABAMBIKIA HAWA CELEBS hizo QUOTES... i have red them before... they are simply not originally Authors of these phrases... EXCEPT for SOCRATES...
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Nashangaa ya mzee mzima, kidume cha mbegu, panga la shaba, goal getter, a deadly striker, TIGER WOODS haipo........... 🙂
 
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