Raia Fulani
JF-Expert Member
- Mar 12, 2009
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hizo nimezipenda sana, ila nami naongeza. I wish tungekuwa majogoo na mitetea. U just hit and run
when a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
lee majors
by all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
socrates
woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
mike tyson
i had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
bill clinton
"there's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
michael jordan
two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
shaquille oneal
the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
kobe bryant
a good wife always forgives her husband when he's wrong.
barack obama
marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
tommy lee
Wonderful summation!
Hao ndio dizain za nataka sitaki! Wanasahau kuwa wana mama, dada na mabinti wanaowapenda kupindukia na ni wanawake ambao pia ni wives wa wanaume wengine.HYPOCRISY AT ITS PEAK!
WOS is back. ulikuwa interior sana nini?
Nilikuwa uswekeni sana aisee...ambako hakuna maji, barabara wala umeme!
Gosh..good to be back to civilisation!
Nadhani ni kutesa kwa zamu tu... ngoja naye aonje joto ya jiwe!Welcome to the world, naona VC ameleekea uswekeni sijamwona kitambo!
Welcome to the world, naona VC ameleekea uswekeni sijamwona kitambo!
Nadhani ni kutesa kwa zamu tu... ngoja naye aonje joto ya jiwe!
Marriage is for dummies. Marriage sucks.
I think you are very wrong!!! its just people in it are not clear of what they want, and thats waht makes it unique, ndo si kama quickies za gesti house na sms za misimu
Marriage is strange and its the course that you get your certificates before you start classes!!!
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
........Hii ya Bush ipo poa, nimeipenda hiyo.
Sidhani kama hiyo mnaiweza ??😉
KAKA NADHANI UMEWABAMBIKIA HAWA CELEBS hizo QUOTES... i have red them before... they are simply not originally Authors of these phrases... EXCEPT for SOCRATES...When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnt. The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille ONeal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when he's wrong.
Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt
KAKA NADHANI UMEWABAMBIKIA HAWA CELEBS hizo QUOTES... i have red them before... they are simply not originally Authors of these phrases... EXCEPT for SOCRATES...