World is so funny. Lol!

Nothing makes a short person happy than seeing someone shorter than them[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Whites: You're grounded Derrick

Blacks: Nikuone umekaribia huo mlango eti unaenda nje. Utajua kwanini machozi yana chumvi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Dear ladies....
Learn to forgive your fellow ladies the same way you forgive your cheating men.

Vegetarians don't moan during sex, because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat makes them happy[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Some people are selfish... How can you date for two years and leave us in suspense waiting for your break-up?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa said:

Witchcraft is when you bring a new Pretty Hot Girlfriend to your hood and all the streets are empty...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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aahh hii imenigusa 😂😂

Numbisa said:

Every Girl wants to Marry a Wealthy Man.My question is this,Who will Marry the ones you dried their Pocket??...

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😂😂😂
woorrrddd!!!

If she says "you smell nice" trust me, you've reached the semi-finals

Siku nikipata PHD my dear Future Husband Sitegemei uniite tu BABY au SWEETHEART but DR. BABY au DR.SWEETHEART"

Numbisa said:

Some people are selfish... How can you date for two years and leave us in suspense waiting for your break-up?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Hahaha ,They are truly selfish !!

Numbisa said:

Siku nikipata PHD my dear Future Husband Sitegemei uniite tu BABY au SWEETHEART but DR. BABY au DR.SWEETHEART"

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Uwii this made me laugh

Don't rush into a new relationship after a breakup ,wait for atleast 10-15 minutes...

Numbisa said:

If ur Woman does not reply to ur "I LOVE U" send her another one that says
"WRONG TEXT"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Hii inauma sana[emoji3]

Cuddling with someone else's bae is even warmer cause their blood pressure is high from worrying about getting caught[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Guys should I tell my neighbor's daughter that she was adopted,she is buying so much things for those people

Stop answering phone calls at the funeral.
Yesterday someone said,I am at death

To everyone who's reading this.
May the money in your bank account disappear.

You're
scared of dogs but you're not scared of their styles.

Numbisa said:

You're
scared of dogs but you're not scared of their styles.

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Now we call ba'mchungaji style, hakuna matata.

Numbisa said:

You're
scared of dogs but you're not scared of their styles.

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