World is so funny. Lol!

[Numbisa]

Nothing makes a short person happy than seeing someone shorter than them[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Whites: You're grounded Derrick

Blacks: Nikuone umekaribia huo mlango eti unaenda nje. Utajua kwanini machozi yana chumvi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Dear ladies....
Learn to forgive your fellow ladies the same way you forgive your cheating men.

 

[Numbisa]

Vegetarians don't moan during sex, because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat makes them happy[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Some people are selfish... How can you date for two years and leave us in suspense waiting for your break-up?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Arien]

Witchcraft is when you bring a new Pretty Hot Girlfriend to your hood and all the streets are empty...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

aahh hii imenigusa 😂😂

 

[Arien]

Every Girl wants to Marry a Wealthy Man.My question is this,Who will Marry the ones you dried their Pocket??...

😂😂😂
woorrrddd!!!

 

[Numbisa]

If she says "you smell nice" trust me, you've reached the semi-finals

 

[Numbisa]

Siku nikipata PHD my dear Future Husband Sitegemei uniite tu BABY au SWEETHEART but DR. BABY au DR.SWEETHEART"

 

[Tansy]

Some people are selfish... How can you date for two years and leave us in suspense waiting for your break-up?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahaha ,They are truly selfish !!

 

[Tansy]

Siku nikipata PHD my dear Future Husband Sitegemei uniite tu BABY au SWEETHEART but DR. BABY au DR.SWEETHEART"

Uwii this made me laugh

 

[Numbisa]

Don't rush into a new relationship after a breakup ,wait for atleast 10-15 minutes...

 

[Waseme]

If ur Woman does not reply to ur "I LOVE U" send her another one that says
"WRONG TEXT"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hii inauma sana[emoji3]

 

[Numbisa]

Cuddling with someone else's bae is even warmer cause their blood pressure is high from worrying about getting caught[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Guys should I tell my neighbor's daughter that she was adopted,she is buying so much things for those people

 

[Numbisa]

Stop answering phone calls at the funeral.
Yesterday someone said,I am at death

 

[Numbisa]

To everyone who's reading this.
May the money in your bank account disappear.

 

[Numbisa]

You're
scared of dogs but you're not scared of their styles.

 

[Njopino]

You're
scared of dogs but you're not scared of their styles.

Now we call ba'mchungaji style, hakuna matata.

 

[Rooney]

You're
scared of dogs but you're not scared of their styles.

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