World is so funny. Lol!

Numbisa said:

They safeguard only u[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]u made my day. But u forget my home sweet home uzi wa likes ungekuja kukiamsha na kule

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Natumia my own brain kupata Likes na sio kutafuta Likse za mafungu!!!

The reason things are not going well in your life is because you wear church clothes with a g-string

myplusbee said:

Natumia my own brain kupata Likes na sio kutafuta Likse za mafungu!!!
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Your girlfriends surname in Kavundula and you expect to have a peaceful relationship?

Numbisa said:

The reason things are not going well in your life is because you wear church clothes with a g-string

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Consider you're officially being ignored!

Whatever

myplusbee said:

Consider you're officially being ignored!

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Khantwe huyu bae wako vepe?

#ntampelekamilembemie

myplusbee said:

Keep pushing bitch!

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If you have stolen money from your parents before let's gather here and ask for forgiveness.

Ladies if you post a pic with a man,atleast caption it "My Boo" or "My Father" because we don't know if that's your Dad or Daddy

How people set alarm

Whites: 06:00
Blacks: 05:00; 05:30; 05:40; 05:50; 06:00

Once she says...
“fake friends" just know they are no longer lending her their wigs and clothes

Some people gossip too much. They end up telling you what you told them

Am i the only one who doesn't know my height, weight and blood type ??

This issue of increasing the price and taxes of beer without increasing the alcohol percentage should come to an end

Ladies is it really necessary that you have to put on high heeled shoes...
Or its just peer pressure

When you go outside to fart, after how many minutes should u go back inside?
its so cold here

Sometimes the Pastor can preach so Long that I will feel like Telling him its in the Bible, God said...... "LET MY PEOPLE GO"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

*I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING*

A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with another
man. She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got
my period, so I will go and make a cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he was
on the 20th floor and said…
*“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY FUCKING AGAIN.....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Start making decent money and ladies
who call you Bro on comments start
calling you Boo.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ladies Fat Tummy is caused by "eating" money from a guy who's not your boyfriend.
Google if you want[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Real friends will date your ex n hurt him for you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]