World is so funny. Lol!

[myplusbee]

They safeguard only u[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]u made my day. But u forget my home sweet home uzi wa likes ungekuja kukiamsha na kule

Natumia my own brain kupata Likes na sio kutafuta Likse za mafungu!!!

 

[Numbisa]

The reason things are not going well in your life is because you wear church clothes with a g-string

Natumia my own brain kupata Likes na sio kutafuta Likse za mafungu!!!
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[Numbisa]

Your girlfriends surname in Kavundula and you expect to have a peaceful relationship?

 

[myplusbee]

The reason things are not going well in your life is because you wear church clothes with a g-string

Consider you're officially being ignored!

 

[Numbisa]

Whatever

Consider you're officially being ignored!

 

[Numbisa]

Khantwe huyu bae wako vepe?

#ntampelekamilembemie

Keep pushing bitch!

 

[Numbisa]

If you have stolen money from your parents before let's gather here and ask for forgiveness.

 

[Numbisa]

Ladies if you post a pic with a man,atleast caption it "My Boo" or "My Father" because we don't know if that's your Dad or Daddy

 

[Numbisa]

How people set alarm

Whites: 06:00
Blacks: 05:00; 05:30; 05:40; 05:50; 06:00

 

[Numbisa]

Once she says...
“fake friends" just know they are no longer lending her their wigs and clothes

 

[Numbisa]

Some people gossip too much. They end up telling you what you told them

 

[Numbisa]

Am i the only one who doesn't know my height, weight and blood type ??

 

[Numbisa]

This issue of increasing the price and taxes of beer without increasing the alcohol percentage should come to an end

 

[Numbisa]

Ladies is it really necessary that you have to put on high heeled shoes...
Or its just peer pressure

 

[Numbisa]

When you go outside to fart, after how many minutes should u go back inside?
its so cold here

 

[Numbisa]

Sometimes the Pastor can preach so Long that I will feel like Telling him its in the Bible, God said...... "LET MY PEOPLE GO"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

*I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING*

A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with another
man. She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got
my period, so I will go and make a cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said: Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he was
on the 20th floor and said…
*“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY FUCKING AGAIN.....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Start making decent money and ladies
who call you Bro on comments start
calling you Boo.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Ladies Fat Tummy is caused by "eating" money from a guy who's not your boyfriend.
Google if you want[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Real friends will date your ex n hurt him for you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]