World is so funny. Lol!
World is so funny. Lol!
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A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish
.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop..
(dont laugh, listen Dirty minds)
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.
.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop..
(dont laugh, listen Dirty minds)
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.
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My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet...
I asked him:
Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied:
idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
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I asked him:
Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?
My dad replied:
idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
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Numbisa
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Your boyfriend shouts at you, you start crying like an imported toy. But your mom shouts at you, you shout back and fight her.[emoji57][emoji57]
Sister, The thunder that will fire you [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Sister, The thunder that will fire you [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Numbisa
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE and FINISHED". Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE! When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED! ....And when your wife catches you with another woman, you are ...COMPLETELY FINISHED! And if you marry a wife who likes shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY
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Meanwhile in the hospital
A lady went 2 a Doctor n complained dat her husband's penis is too long. She said "when ever he inserts it in me, its so long dat it touches my heart". The doctor replied ok: bring him, I'll operate it n make it smaller. The lady shouted "Nooooooh 4 wot? Just shift my heart up a little.
A lady went 2 a Doctor n complained dat her husband's penis is too long. She said "when ever he inserts it in me, its so long dat it touches my heart". The doctor replied ok: bring him, I'll operate it n make it smaller. The lady shouted "Nooooooh 4 wot? Just shift my heart up a little.
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Husband and wife agreed tht whenever they wanted to have SEX, they will call it 'PHONE CALL' so tht the children would not understand. One day Dad sents son to tell Mum tht he wants to make 'PHONE CALL'. Mum replies, tel yr dad tht network is busy today. Dad replies, tell yr mum tht the call is urgent, if network is busy, then am going to a Public Phone Booth. Mum replies; tell him tht if he dare goes to a Public Phone Booth, i will OPEN a business centre and all 'PHONE CALLS' will be free[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]