World is so funny. Lol!

World is so funny. Lol!

*Some girls will be Snoring like dragon while sleeping but when they wakeup they will rush to social media and post:* *"Wow! can't believe i slept like a baby"*
*Indeed, Baby Dragon*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Please for those of u
Studying Nursing, Pharmacy
& Medicine at what level
Do they start teaching u people
Bad handwriting?
 
Don't be a boring boyfriend. Sometimes just grab her wig in a public place and run while she chases you.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Africa is not going foward because we still have people who smell their armpits to decide whether they'll bath or not[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
*3 sperms* talking about the future
*Sperm 1* : i want to be footballer
*Sperm 2* : i want to be doctor
*Sperm 3* : i want........ Oh my God
*Sperm 1 & 2* : what's it ?
*Sperm 3* : our future is ruined, the bastard is masturbating[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Saying all Men are the Same is not my problem but Who asked u to try them ALL?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than your future is not a problem, but the problem is having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
A girl visited a doctor to complain about her private part does not grow hair anymore, the doctor ask about the type of work she does, she replied prostitution, the doctor laughed and said have you ever seen a busy road growing grass before??
 
Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn. Sister, What do you want to lose again? Your life?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Best Way To Avoid HIV.
Wear A Condom for the 1st Round, 2nd Round Don't Wear, 3rd And 4th round Wear, 5th Round You Don't Wear.
*AIDS Will Be Confused
 
Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"
 
Numbisa said:
Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn. Sister, What do you want to lose again? Your life?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Blood cells[emoji23][emoji23]
 
"I miss you"
"I miss you too"
The international Anthem for long distance relationships
 
- As A Woman , if You Don't Know How To Cook .. Please Learn How To Gossip .. You Can't Just Be Useless[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
I already have a selection of songs to play in my car.... Now I just need to buy a car.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Numbisa said:
Children nowadays don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following 40 reasons:

1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten.
3. Crying without being beaten.
4. Standing while the elders are seated.
5. Sitting while the elders are standing.
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder.
8. Not replying back to an elder.
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished.
11. Not greeting visitors.
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset.
16. Eating at the neighbour's home.
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly.
22. Eating too quickly.
23. Eating too much.
24. Not finishing your food.
25. Scraping your plate
26. Eating and talking
27. Talking and chewing
28. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up.
29. Looking at the visitors while they are eating.
30. Stumbling and falling when walking.
31. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball.
32. When an elder is talking to you and you blink your eye.
33. When an elder is talking to you and you stared without blinking.
34. When you look at an elder with a corner eye.
When an elder points at you.
35. When your mates were playing Street football and you joined them to play.
36. When your mates were playing and you were not playing with them.
37. When you don't wash your dish
38. When you don't wash your dish properly
39. When you break your dish
40. When you bite your nails
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Really it was funny [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
 
Numbisa said:
A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin checking account right now." "Sir, Im sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?" "Theres no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin checking account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Hahahahaha[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]
 
Numbisa said:
The pastor says "open the book of Romans" you are already sleeping.But when your gal says "pull off my blouse" unatoa na bra pamoja
Don't worry bro the devil is smiling as he gathers your firewood
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You like tu read bible madam?
 
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