World is so funny. Lol!

[utali]

Yaa is eletrocristroposeda in ponderbite africinussimulation of school joporidantant whenence lack interinforma-crossilization.

Kabisaa, i pompolize with you [emoji53]

 

[Numbisa]

Somewhere out there is someone who is perfect for you,but you already slept with their friend.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

You’re not depressed, you just don’t have any money.

Don't argue.. Rich depressed people can't see this post[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Do you ever wonder if banks look at your account and say "What exactly is this one doing here ?".[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

REAL MEN always GIVE HALF OF THEIR salaries TO THEIR WOMEN AND real WOMEN REJECTS SUCH MONEY[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Masturbation is a sin..

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and soap/lotion[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Y'all niggas start acting like microwaves when you see a lady updates her status she's feeling cold[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

There're no connections as strong as when your mom or aunt is the one serving at a ceremony[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Nobody keeps in touch like a guy who hasn’t hit it yet.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Sex without a condom is like a iPhone without a case, it feels good but is risky[emoji8]

 

[Numbisa]

Even if you sleep on the sofa you still have the right to say I'm in bed
It's your bed you have no choice bros[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

I suck at arguing. Once i feel you're louder than me,I'm gonna hit [emoji109] you

 

[Numbisa]

Do you ever wonder if banks look at your account and say "What exactly is this one doing here ?".[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

You don't know struggle if you never had a phone charger that only charges when you bend it in a certain way

 

[Numbisa]

You pay me a surprise visit and I will also surprise you by not serving you any food[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Whites: I caught you .
Blacks: Aahaaa !!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

The pastor says "open the book of Romans" you are already sleeping.But when your gal says "pull off my blouse" unatoa na bra pamoja
Don't worry bro the devil is smiling as he gathers your firewood[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

These days I'm even afraid of praying for my lunch 'coz the chicken might wake up[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

People who buy car and don’t post it online have PhD in maturity.
As for me, I noo, I’ll even park it on your timeline[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

At first Facebook came out with “someone poked you”
Then it came to “someone waved you”
Soon it’ll be "someone fingered you”

Utakuwa ukiamka asubuhi unakuta nomi, brayo, jonte and 8 others fingered you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]