World is so funny. Lol!

[Mine eyes]

Masturbation is a sin..

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and soap/lotion[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

You make my day..

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[Numbisa]

Remember when you thought you'd die when your ex left you?
Now look at yourself, strong and ready for the next heartbreak

 

[Numbisa]

New relationship be like "what u doing babe? "... "Drinking water babe"... "Be careful babe, I don't want you to drown.

 

[Numbisa]

I have no problem with seeing a snake in my house..... The problem is when it disappears then the electricity goes out

 

[Numbisa]

Girls these days are getting pregnant by accident, I don't know what traffic officers are doing..

 

[mkorea]

Do u stil remember ya uncle who was 25 and he had nothing and u thought he was not serious in life ..now look at u .... what do u have hihi ?

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[Numbisa]

Being poor is bad. It can make you take a selfie with pizza..!

 

[Numbisa]

People who manage to use 1 GB for the whole month need to add that on their CV as "Data Management Skills"

 

[Numbisa]

Ever since I started dating, no one has ever told me "you are my world” Maybe am just a village

 

[Tansy]

People who manage to use 1 GB for the whole month need to add that on their CV as "Data Management Skills"

That's true, they really posses data management skills

 

[Tansy]

I remember when makeup was just eye pencil and vaseline. Now it's cement, concrete, head pan and other building materials[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Nowadays contours KKW , eye liner, na wanja wa lulu,, life is more funnier

 

[Numbisa]

If u have problems with ur man, don't come online and make other ladies think all men are dogs, Carry ur own dog to the vet.

 

[Numbisa]

Stop saying 'Everyone has that one ex they can't get over' Just speak for yourself.. Not everyone has Attachement Disorders

 

[Numbisa]

If you never washed your uniform at 6:00AM, squeezed it with towel, ironed it and wore it to school by 7:30AM, then you didn't attend an African school!

 

[Atkinson]

Many parents work hard to raise their kids to be better than they are. If you're ever mad at your parent's outdated beliefs or behavior, that's a sign they succeeded.

 

[Numbisa]

When Your Mom Told you to Stay away from bad company But she didn't know That you are Their "CEO"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Only married couples have the right to complain about cheating. Not some two confused fornicators called Boyfriend/girlfriend[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Never give up on a lady just because she told you she is taken, some of them are taken for granted...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

If u see a lady who used to post pics frequently BUT she longer posts nowadays: it's either she has no new outfits(clothes) or she is PREGNANT!!

 

[Numbisa]

remember sleeping without money in your pockets is very risky. What if u dream finding urself in an airport,how will you pay for the plane ticket ?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]