World is so funny. Lol!

World is so funny. Lol!

Ladies every month you pay your rent alone, your boyfriend only comes to sleep, move around the house naked, eat all your food and do anything he feels like...

My sister sorry but you are dating a rat not a man.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Don't tell me that everything is possible, until you can watch Porn with your Parents...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Men are stupid I agree but a woman in love!...Is a complete idiot I tell you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
When proposing, teachers be like; I love you, is that clear?
I wanna be with you, are we together?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
When someone dies, let's just mourn nicely, not to start saying
"why you why you",
who did you want to die? Me?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Just when you're joking with bae by saying " baby I know that you are cheating" then you hear her saying " I'm sorry baby let me explain"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Is it wrong to laugh during sex??[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Before You Quit Alcohol Think About The Truck Driver Who is Supporting His Family by driving an alcohol truck ![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Wait until you become Rich......Then you will see how Big your Family Is....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Did you know

If all men were honest and faithful ,, most ladies would be single and die without children[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
For better or for worse" is just in marriage. You cannot be dating and struggling, for what?

You'll just end up struggling twice
 
Being unemployed and always staying home is not easy. Even when the cooking oil finishes they'll say you drank it
 
Immediately I start going to the kitchen everyone home shouts...
'Others have not eaten!!!!

Jeez guys what if am going to drink water ?
 
Every Girl wants to Marry a Wealthy Man.My question is this,Who will Marry the ones you dried their Pocket??...
 
While chatting with my crush na sitaki conversation iishe.
Me:so it is your mum who gave birth to you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
1. Drink a cup of water immediately after you wake up
2. Read for at least 20 minutes everyday
3. Meditate or sit quietly (mobile switched off) for at least 20 minutes
4. Say to yourself, one thing that you're greatful of
5. Help someone & don't boast or be egoistic proud on that
6. Do some exercise, at least walk a distance everyday, eat healthy
7. Talk to someone you love, play with kids, learn from their innocence
8. Remember, focus & work for your goals everyday
9. Do something creative everyday
10. Find joy in small small things & be happy
 
Social media will make you think that everyone is above your class
Just wait until you meet them in person
 
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