World is so funny. Lol!

[Numbisa]

PRIMIL'VE NOSENSICAL, TO HELL WITH YOUR FUNNIES Y! YOU IDLE SCHOOL BOY!.

 

[ipyax]

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Real friends will date your ex n hurt him for you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[OllaChuga Oc]

Never trust a girl who doesn't use her father's name on social media... If she can deny him,who are you bros?

Inaweza kuwa kweli.

 

[OllaChuga Oc]

If she dumps you,go for her friends

What if she don't have friends..?

 

[OllaChuga Oc]

Lack of sex can make you post jokes everyday[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

So kwako ikoje, una lack of sex na wewe?

 

[OllaChuga Oc]

Girls that can finish a plate of rice without touching the chicken can keep their Virginity till marriage.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Joke like this proved you have lack of sex[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Smart911]

Kuna mambo yanafurahisha sana...

Mambo ya Shilole...


Cc: mahondaw

 

[Numbisa]

95% of ladies when they walk past the mirror , they silently be like " Damn I got real Ass " then start twerking.

 

[Numbisa]

Have a small wedding, invite 20 people. Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them.They won’t die.

 

[Numbisa]

One man can not make two women happy,. One woman must suffer. But one woman can make seven men very happy but all their wallets must suffer .

 

[Numbisa]

Your girlfriend/wife is not your sister. She can easily forget you and move on like nothing happened.

 

[Numbisa]

Those who cry during praise and worship but sleep during preaching, What is the colour of your problem?

 

[Numbisa]

Anytime i enter the kitchen with an Arsenal jersey, I find it difficult to carry the cups.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[themanhimself176]

Those who cry during praise and worship but sleep during preaching, What is the colour of your problem?

Woow thats weird, and why does it happen for most of us?

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[themanhimself176]

95% of ladies when they walk past the mirror , they silently be like " Damn I got real Ass " then start twerking.

Seems your among them

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[hazard Don]

How people set alarm

Whites: 06:00
Blacks: 05:00; 05:30; 05:40; 05:50; 06:00

Hahaaaa blacks

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[Salange]

If you want a girlfriend try these girls who post their boyfriends nearly everyday.

They're not happy .

Hayo makapi, always looking for a virgin

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[Apparatuses]

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How can a man hurt such a beautiful & sweet girl like you?" Says a MAN who wants to finish you OFF

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[Numbisa]

Dating foreigners is all fun and games until you have to argue in english throughout the relationship[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Don't rush into a relationship. Be friends first, maybe they've hotter friends. You never know[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]