The Standard | Online Edition :: Ours is an ongoing disaster
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If Kenya ever needed a ministry of something, that thing is disaster. The minister in charge of that ministry would be John Michuki and his Permanent Secretary, the indefatigable John Gakuo. Then after that, the entire Government could as well go home. Really.
After all, everything in this country is a disaster. In agriculture, the rains are a disaster, the cereals board is a mess and we all know that our sugar, maize, tea and coffee sub-sectors are always teetering on the brink of disaster. Energy is one whole mess while even describing our transport sector as a disaster is being charitable.
Our medical services, education, judiciary and law enforcement systems, name it they are all unmitigated disasters. Lets not even talk about the unlamented Electoral Commission, or Parliament, or politicians or even the voters. Disaster every thing and every one of them. Now you get my point. What we need is a functioning ministry of disaster and then we put everyone else to pasture.
Deadly duo
Granted, Michuki and Gakuo are not young. They may even be faulted for lacking Obamas charisma and fashion sense and being the natives of one region. But we are at that point where, if two chaps can kick ass and get stuff done, we probably should let them. Thats what we need with this disaster thing kick some ass pretty hard and get things moving and working.
And now to what the rest of the world calls disaster things like earth earthquakes, fires, floods, bombs and such. It is reckless for Kenyans to moan that we are never prepared for disaster. How the hell do you prepare for disaster when you are always in the throes of one?
To expect the Fire Brigade to fight a fire, for instance, is rather naive. How do you fight a fire without a helmet, a ladder or the most basic ingredient, water?
While pirates are chewing khat over our 78 army tanks languishing on the high seas, the Fire Brigade doesnt have a ladder. Amazing! Thus to demand a disaster preparedness action plan from Kenyas leadership is to engage in what our coastal brothers famously refer to as kupigia mbuzi gita.
One can safely bet that there will be an enquiry of sorts into the recent fire at Nakumatt. Who knows, it could even be a full-fledged commission of enquiry; maybe even a serious parliamentary probe. Now that sounds familiar, doesnt it?