JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kuna mkaka kanunua gari used ya kawaida tu lakini kabadilika jamani. Najiuliza angenunua yale magari mazuri haswa kama Range, BMW, sijui ingekuwaje nahisi angepaa. Zamani alisalimia kila kila...
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jina lako halisi unaitwa nani
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hapa mtaani kwetu kuna grocery wanapiga sana kelele wakisha lewa nimepita nikaita kwa sauti Makondaaaaaaaaaa.. yaani hapa sahiv wengine tayar ni vilema sipendagi ujinga wa kusikia matusi ya...
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Kuna tofauti kubwa saba ya maisha ya kijana anaejitegemea na yule anayejitegemea na kujitegemea kwa wakti moja, hapo hapo, Haya maisha ya kujitegemea na kutegemewa hapohapo muyasikiage tu maana...
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Hongera clouds kwa kuendesha shughuli ya kumchangia gharama za matibabu ya Jetman....
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Samahani wapendwa mwenye namba za queen darline anisaidie.
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Mfalme Solomon alikuwa na wanawake 700 bado aliwasaliti kwa kutembea na michepuko 300 We mumeo ana michepuko miwili tu unanuna hadi amani inatoweka nyumbani my dada jitahid kusoma Biblia...
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Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya kifahari mambo yalikuwa hivi: MUME:Wife unakula nn? MKE:Utakachokula na mie hichohicho. MUME:Mhudumu..!! MHUDUMU:Naam mkubwa nikusaidie nini tafadhali? MUME:Chips na...
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Kuna dhana ya kusadikika kuwa watu wanao vuta sigara kuna uwezekano mkubwa wa kuvuta Bangi au Mirungi hii ikoje?
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19/02/2017 12:09 *Very interesting & meaningful msg *If:* *A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z* *is equal to:* *1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25...
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Nina Mashaka sana kama tuna Akina dada/wanawake humu ndani ya jamvi. Kuna watu wanajifanya wanawake, na kisha wanaishia kuwazingua akina Chrispin, Masanilo, Nguli, Fidel180, Geoff na Wakware...
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Sungura, panya na Jamii zao huwa na mwendo wa kukimbia na kuruka muda wote na umri wao wa kuishi ni miaka 15. Kobe ni mnyama mwenda pole, asiye na papara wala pilika, muda mwingi hujificha na...
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Salamu wakuu Nimekaa na kuifikiria sana hii siku yangu ya kuzaliwa naishia bila kupata majibu mujarabu! Kwa mwaka huu mwezi wa pili ni mfupi na unasiku 28 kawaida na miaka mingine ambapo huwa na...
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Manzi anakupenda balaa.. Anasubiri wewe tu umwambie ili muanze maisha matamu. Tatizo moja linajitokeza, we ni domo zege[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂ Unajikakamua usiku huo...
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____________________________ B E H A V I O R Is Sometimes Greater Than *_Knowledge,_ Because In Life There Are...
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Girls be like "**** me hard....Oooh! yes! like that babe..! ...hit it faster..faster" After breaking-up "HE USED ME...!"
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Mnakaribishwa kwa mambo mbalimbali kwa yale msiyoyajua kuhusu mazingira yetu na vingi vinginevyo tutakua tunahabarishana hapa!! Karibuni!!! Flag of Norway contains Flagvof: 1.Indonesia 2.Finland...
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Ausindile? Leo nimeona tujuane sisi wana Jf wa mkoa wa Morogoro ikiwezekana kutaja mahali ulipo tu. Unaweza ukajikuta upo jirani na mwana jf mwenzako mkawa mnasaidiana kwenye shida na raha...
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*BREAKING NEWS!* _*Nimefatilia taarifa ya press mpya MAKONDA juu ya UNGALIMITED arusha ni kwamba lema na jaji mkuu kifo cha yule dada aliyesema kabakwa hadi kufa ni kwmb diamond plutnum ndo msanii...
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