JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Leo boksi si kwa sana kwa hiyo nimejikalia tu hapa nikikumbuka enzi za ushababi wangu....mapitio yote niliyopitia na tajiriba ya maisha niliyonayo na jinsi ilivyoniumba hadi kufikia hapa nilipo...

Kuna Baba mmoja alimkamata mtoto fulani kwa kosa la kumtania kwamba anakichwa kama mafiga,baba yule alimchukua mpaka kwa baba wa mtoto yule,MAMBO YALIKUWA KAMA HIVI: BABA WA MTOTO: Na huyo...

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong address, and without realizing he sent the mail...

Nimekutana na mawazo mengi ya wanajamii wa tz hasa wale waliokata tamaa ktk mambo fulani. Pata picha kama Mungu angesikia vilio vyao. Kuna hii hapa: Bora ningezaliwa Mbwa ulaya kuliko kuwa mtu...

Wadau,nimetoka kuongea na ndugu yangu ambaye ameshiriki kwenye mchakato wa interview katika sekta moja nyeti sana nchini. Kilichonistua ni kuwa intavyuu yenyewe ni ya ajabu sana 1...

Ndugu wana jamvi, Ingekuwa vipi kama mpambano wa MBAYA BORA TANZANIA ungefanyika leo na washiriki akawa:- (a) Massoud Massoud (b) Wassira a.k.a Gombe (c) Dr. Remmy (r.i.p)...

Salaam Wakubwa Naomba mawazo/mchango wenu katika kufahamu upekee wa Mtanzania ukifananisha na nchi nyingine duniani katika Mazingira tunayoishi mf mitaa na jinsi watu wanavyosurvive maisha ya...

A gal received this sms: "if u think i miss u all the time u r very wrong coz i miss u only when... hebu malizieni

moyo waenda mbio, nina wasawasi, cna raha, cna amani, kila kitu ovyo tu..

Three girls all worked in the same office with thesame female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right...

A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel. The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy co***ms from the shop nearby...

watanzania huwa tunashabikia sana viongozi kutangaza mali zao sasa ili kuonyesha ni jambo jema na sisi wanajamvi tutangaze zetu, tuwe wakweli. Naanza: Mi nnamiliki kalaptopu ya laki nane, redio...

Nilikuwa hospitali ya mkoa leo na nikaona kitu kikanikumbusha nilichowahi kuwaza siku moja mbona hawa manesi wa hospitali za serikali hasa wa huku mikoani hawana mvuto hivi! Hivi hawa mabinti wa...

MSHITAKIWA Rajabu Athumani (20) jana amehukumiwa kifungo cha siku 14 kwa kosa la kuonekana mahakamani akiwa amevalia kaptula chini ya makalio maarufu kama mlegezo. Athumani ambaye alifika katika...

Maisha ni magumu sana, ukiangalia mbali ndio unachoka kabisa. huu ugumu kwa asilimia kubwa unasababishwa na viongozi wetu wa siasa tulionao sasa. Jamani naona 2015 mbali sana, tutafika kweli...

Huyo ndio Kipipi bana...a.k.a Kakondoo ka' mama mchungaji.:wink2:

ndo nawai regency niombeeni mimi kama nitapona nitawaeleza ilivokuwa niombeeni rip me

Hivi hizi Lip Bum au Lip sticks ambazo dada zetu mnazikuta salon na kuanza kuzitumia kwa ku- share ziko vizuri kiafya kweli?

Haya, njooni msamvu kunipokea, baada ya safari nyingi za hapa na pale narudi moro, . .i hope kamji ketu hakajabadilika saana. . .

Padri mmoja alikuwa anahubiri, akasema, “Wasiotubu dhambi watalia na kusaga meno siku ya hukumu”. Kibogoyo mmoja akacheka, akamnong'oneza mwenzake "thithi tumebarikiwa, hii adhabu ya kuthaga meno...