JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

ki ukweli nimetembea kigoma na wilaya zake zote.ni mji mzuri si kama wengi wanavyodhani wala morogoro haingii ndani

Last wik nikiwa naangalia kipindi cha wasanii, Star Tv nilimshuhudia msanii Dokii akithibitisha kua ameokoka. Leo nikiwa naangalia Tv hiyohiyo, katika matangazo ya moja kwa moja kuonesha...

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms...

Baada ya fungate la ndoa yao, bwana harusi alikaa bi harus akaanza kumpa sheria: Mr: Nitakua natoka na kurud mda ninaotaka na kwenda ninapotaka. Unatakiwa unipikie chakula kitam kila siku. Pia...

Nimepewa swali na ninatakiwa kuwakilisha jibu kesho. Hapa nilipo kichwa kishapata moto na jibu sijalipata. Naomba tusaidiane nisije umbuka mwanaume mwenzenu. Swali lenyewe liko hivi:- Nimepita...

A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he's okay. "No, I'm not," the guy replies. "I just caught my wife in bed with...

Wanaume flani walikuwa wanatambiana kuhusu uwezo wao wa kuuchuna, wa kwanza akasema kuna siku alimpigia simu mkewe akapokea lakini hakusema hallo kwa hiyo nae akauchuna hakukata simu wala kuongea...

Rais akifungua mradi wa maji basi atachota na kunawa kidogo,akiwa anazindua barabara basi atatembea kidogo kwenye barabara hiyo mpya,pia rais akifungua jengo fulani atakata utepe na kuwa wakwanza...

jamani mnamkumbuka yule binti wa arusha angel aliyekuwa bss Yule mweupeeeeeeeee kama zeru zeru Am in love jamani na huyu mtoto mwenye kunipa file lake jamani msishangae ukasikia nimemuoa yule...

Mlevi kaingia bar na kumwambia meneja. "Ebwana daaaah. Unajua mi ninashabaha ile mbaya... Naweza kujaza mkojo kwenye ileeee chupa ya juu kabisa counter bila hata kudondosha hata tonye..." Meneja...

Mwalimu mmoja alikua anafundisha bahati mbaya akajamba akiwa anasisitiza point. Kwa aibu alitoka darasan bila kuaga, akakaa wiki mbili bila kuingia clas. Wiki ya 3 akaingia darasan na mazungumzo...

A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a...

Nimeona kuna groups za Wanyakyusa kwenye Facebook. Huko wanapeana habari za nafasi za kazi na nafasi za scholarship nje ya nchi. Hili kwa kweli ni jambo jema, natamani na sisi kabila letu...

1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. 4. Available in attractive containers

kuna tetesi zinasema eti kuwa ruge mutahaba uwezo wake wa kuwala wasanii wa kibongo haujaishia hapo ila mhaya huyu inasemekana aliwahi kutoka na mya pamoja na kat deluna chanzo chetu cha habari...

Dent mmoja baada yakushindwa kujibu mtihani ikabidi afanye hivikwenye karatasi ya kujibu maswali /////////////// //// kisha akaandika.. "KWANGUA UTAONA MAJIBU

at first glance:

Hivi ulishawahi kujihisi kama kichwa hauna kitu. Mwenzenu leo nimejiona kama vile sina kitu.

Scientists sre trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Plzzzzz tell them your age!

Wana - wa - Bodi Jf, Binafsi yangu ninazo kumbukumbu mahsusi , toka kwa Shangazi yangu. Nakumbuka siku 1 mie nikiwa na umri wa kama miaka 16 hivi , tukiwa tumekaa na Shangazi alikuja Binti wa...