JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Biology teacher told all student in a test to draw a vagina. One girl felt shy and looked down, suddenly a boy shouted: 'Teacher she's copying'

Mm ni mpenzi mkubwa sana wa muziki wa hip hop. Nilianza kuipenda hip hop enzi hizo za akina marehemu TUpac... Hata ilipokuja kuwa kwamba HIp hop inaimbwa hapa TZ niliipenda zaidi na. Nikiri nina...

Ndo movie inayoendelea sasa... Tujumuike na senema hii ya kitambo!

Curtains down=The show has come to an end!>>>Pants down=The show is about to start!.Which show? It's up to you.

Mwenye kujua hii mixer waliooana wanaishije sifazao wote ni wana mapinduzi wote ni wapiganaji mabondia wa kufa mtu all the best jamani

angalia vizuri ni 4 au ni 3?

Kunamwaka nilikuwa chuo tulipoitimu siku ya maafari tulibahatika kupata prf mmoja toka marekani mwaka uliotangulia kablayetu alialikwa lkn hakuja alipokaribishwa kuongea nasi alisimama na kuongea...

A kid wrote to Santa Claus: Send me a brother as my x mas gift because am only child! Santa wrote back: Send me ur mother and after 9 months u ll see ur brother.

Wakuu, weekend njema na Xmas pia... Mipini ya hawa watu naizimia sana, mojawapo ni huu...Bata. Nawaomba muwe wastaarabu kwenye utafunaji Bata weekend hii ya krismas... Incase kuna wasiowafahamu...

Kesho asubuhi mimi na familia yangu tutaanza safari ya kuelekea nyumbani (Komuge) kuungana na familia za kaka na dada zangu kusherehekea sikukuu za X-mas na Mwaka Mpya. Inawezekana tusiwe...

Are you willing to believe that love is the strongest thing in the world ...............stronger than hate........ stronger than evil.....stronger than death.....and that the blessed life which...

God: Hello… Did you call me? Me: Called you? No… Who is this? God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat. Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I...

ni wazo kuwa na tuzo ya member wa mwezi mwaka au wa specific forum kwa kuthamini michango yake yenye manufaa kwa wengine na sio idadi ya post.labda itakuza ufanisi katika kupost na pia itampa...

hayo ndo mambo ya facebook. merry christmas and happy new year. ova

hi salamu kwa wana jf wote kwenye sikukuu hii ya xmass

Wakuu nataka kuchukua statistic ya couples za member waliokutana humu Jf.naombeni ushirikiano wenu wa kudumu?

Merry x mass wakuu kwa utafiti wangu nilioufanya nimegundua kuwa stori nyingi sana zinazopigwa na wanaume iwe ni mashuleni,vyuoni,makazini,vijiweni au popote pale zinawahusu wanawake zaidi.hivi...

(MSICHANA):Samahani Librarian,naomba kitabu kiitwacho:WOMEN-THE MOST INTELLIGENT AND PERFECT HUMAN BEINGS.............. (MTUNZA MAKTABA):Samahani,hapa hatuazimishi vitabu vya utani na vichekesho.

Hallo ba ndugu ba jf, natumai mko bomba na mmejiandaa vyema na kusherehekea sikukuu za mwisho wa mwaka,kwa upande wangu na watakia kila lilo jema ktk kusherekea ,,kila la kheri wadau tup pamoja...

Kuanzia jana saa 12 asubuhi hatuna umeme hadi saa hii. Tanesco ukipiga wanasema wanakuja kuanzia jana. Tumethubutu, tumeweza na tunasonga mbele.