JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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u ɹ oɥʍ ǝǝs oʇ ƃuıɥɔʇɐʍ ǝq ןן ıʍ ı ˙snʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ o&#647...
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Kuna tetesi nimezipata kuwa kile kifimbo cha mwalimu nyerere kakabidhiwa mbowe na mama maria nyerere na kwamba jeykei amekasirishwa sana na kitendo hicho lakini mama maria amesema hayo ndio...
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I have a dig bick!...LOL!,Like if you read it wrong!
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ɐʍǝ|ǝɯn nɐ 'ɐɐظuɐun nɐ 'ıuɐʍɥɔıʞ ɐı|ɐɹɐɯɐun...
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Nine words women usually use: 1.) Fine! This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half...
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Wapendwa wangu wa MMU weekend hiyo inachungulia chungulia Kabla sijaendelea nimemomwama mpenzi wetu PEARL amerudi karibu sana mpendwa tumefurahi kukuona tena pole kwa yote hopeful sala...
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Wakiwa wameketi veranda mara Mtt;- Baba naomba mtaji nna biashara nataka kufanya Baba :- Biashara gn mwnangu? Mtt :- Baba km unaamua kunipa nipe, biashara yng c lazima nikwmbie Baba :-...
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Women classifies men according to their courage, achievements, comportment's and assets. If you don't have these qualities you are called a "BOY NOT A MAN" not matter how old are you. You are boy...
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jamani nipe ushauri, mamkwa kila wakati anachukua fedha kw mke wangu, nae mke wangu hanambiii kama kampa mama yake fedha ni hadi hapo tukifanya balance nakuta upungufu ndo wife wangu husema hoo...
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huu msemo mimi umeniacha hoi bin taaban ..duh! speechless...................
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Jamani haya mapenzi nimeamini kuwa yanavunja mgongo. Nashindwa kujielewa, ni limbwata gani nimepewa mwenzenu, kweli tiGO ni noma. No network, no making calls, no sms services, not on air, yaani...
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Jamani siku hivi kuna vi-new member vimeingia lakini viko nondo, full ma-avatar ya kufa mtu, ma-signature. Duh, kweli kizazi cha TEHAMA kina-cope haraka sana sie kina kayumba ilituchukua miezi 6...
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(MTOTO WA KIUME)>Baba,nimepata girlfriend mzuuri sana. (BABA)>Hongera kidume wangu,huo ndo uanaume!.......................................................................(MTOTO WA KIKE)>Baba...
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Kijana wa kinya2ru aliyekua akichunga ngo'mbe za boma yao, cku 1 ghafla akiwa machungani akavamiwa na majangiri wakamvua nguo zote na kumfunga kamba mikono miguu kwny mti, ili asiweze kimbia kwao...
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Ilikua ni cku ya haruc Mangi Tarimo anaoa, mama wa bi haruc akifahamu kua bintie alikua ni mwembamba kimbaombao wakupigiwa mfano, hivyo alihakikisha cku zote za kbl ya haruc Mangi afikapo ukweni...
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Jamani wapendwa nawaombeni mwache tabia ya kuwaingiza mjini,mtapotea cku 1..nasema hv kwa sababu leo nilikuwa wizara ya nishati na madini,kulipa bili yangu,sasa wakati nipo kwenye mstari,akaingia...
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Kwa wale wanawake wanao plan ku tengenzwa.. Please be careful with cheap doctors. saa nyingine ni bora kulipa fedha nyingi na kupata kitu kenye uhakika.. na fanyeni research za hali ya juu...
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Teacher:i killed a man. who can say this in future tense? student : (answer) you will go to jail.:A S 465::juggle:
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Jaman bange ni noma. Kulikuwa na jamaa anapuliza kitu la Arusha, baada ya stimu kuanza akaanza ku .......... (SOME TEXT MISSING)
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