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Wabongo tunapenda starehe,nikiwepo mimi,je unadhani tusingeumbwa na tumbo watu wangeongeza juhudi kufanya kazi
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Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half Discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with Fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well Developed and open...
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Tafiti nyingi zilizofanywa kuhusiana na upotezaji muda unaofanywa na waajiriwa ni kwamba, wafanyakazi maofisini huwa wanapoteza saa tatu kila siku katika kufanya mambo ambayo hayana maana kwa...
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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye...
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JINI AITWAYE ''MAIMUNA'' Saqiwtwaye jiniaitwayemaimuna saqitwi huyuni shetanimwovu naumtia mwanadamuatharinyingi sana...jinihuyu aitwayesaqitwil-jini akimnasabinadamu humsababishia mikosi...
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There was a Blind girl who hated her self just because she was blind,She hated every one,Except her loving boyfriend,He was always there for her,She said if she could only see the world she would...
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Brazil - Rio de Janerio Niagara Falls Toronto London Singapore Daressalaam SORRY… Tanesco apologises.......... Hamna umeme........
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A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain...
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Kundi la wapiganaji la Somalia la Al Shabaab limefadhaishwa na taarifa za Kenya kuwahusisha na utekaji nyara wa raia wa kigeni wanne, wamedai wenyewe hawajihusishi na utekaji nyara wala uharamia...
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Mogae ataka wapenzi wa jinsia moja wahalalishwe 19 Oktoba 2011 14:50 Botswana haina budi kuhalalisha wapenzi wa jinsia moja na biashara ya ukahaba ili kuzuia kusambaa kwa maambukizi ya...
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Wana JF naomba kuuliza na labda kuna watu wengine pia wangependa kujua. Mkuu kibweka ni mtu wa namna gani? 1:Ni mpole sana au mkali. 2:Ni mtundu au mkimya. 3:Ni mcheshi au mkimya. 4:NI mpweke au...
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Ni jana tu usiku alikuwa anachezea Laptop yangu. Leo nimefika Job,nafungua Yahoo Mail,automatic ika m sign in Yeye (May be bila kujua ali set "Sign in automatic" Option. Nashawishika Kusoma Mails...
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Gaddafi ili kuzima tetesi za kufa kwake amejitokeza Benghazi katika kituo cha TV ya rats kuthibitisha kuwa kweli ameuawa. Amewapongeza rats kwa kuuza uhuru wa Libya kwa wazungu na kuwatakia...
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Men 're just happier people -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Everything in your face stays its original colour You can wear shorts no matter how your legs (usafiri) look People...
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This is a good reminder…. A pretty woman was serving life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in...
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Mama kamkuta binti akiwa juu ya mti wa mwembe.MAMA;We binti kwanini unapanda juu ya mti wakati kuna wavulana hapa chini,hujui watakuchungulia nguo yako ya ndani? BINTI;Hahahaah! nilishawasoma...
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Enzi zetu ziliitwa vidudu, siku hizi awali mara chekechea. Hivi nini asili ya jina la vidudu?
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3 guys walk into a bar The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world" The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world" The third guy "I have got the smallest d*ck in...
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huko zanzibar kulikua na senge askari magereza hahah sasa bwana akaambiwa leo zamu yako kupigisha gwaride basi kama mnavyojua na kisauti chakishoga yule askari akaanza walahi shooooooooto...
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