WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created...
Ngoja tu nijipe promo mi mwenyewe!! Ndo hivyo tena, ilikuwa pale OCEAN ROAD HOSPITAL miaka flanist iliyopita katoto kalilia ng'aaa, ng'aaaa!! huku kikila kiupepo cha pwani kilichochanganyika na...
Jamaa aliyepata ajali ya bodaboda akatakiwa kukatwa mguu kwani mguu mmoja ulijeruhiwa sana.Sasa baada ya nusu kaputi jamaa anakutana na uso wa daktari ukishangaa.
JAMAA;..vipi daktari unashangaa...
Pengine inawezekana mmoja kati ya hawa akawa serious kuliko mwingine, wengine wanadia eti Mhe. Rais yeye anapochukulia mambo"simple" kwa kuzuia kujipa presa anaangua kicheko kiasi kwamba baadhi ya...
KAMA HUJAWAHI KUFANYA HII MOVIE USIJARIBU NAKUSIHI!!
Habarini za Jumapili ndugu zanguni
Jana nilipata wakati mgumu kidogo wakati rafiki yangu wa karibu aliponipigiia simu mida ya
saa kumi na...
Rejeo
Topical
Malaria sugu
Mwita25
Ritz
Ami
Faizafoxy
From nowhere.... ghafla bin vuu ukabahatika kukutana "live" na mmoja kati ya waheshimiwa niliowataja hapo juu, jee utajisikiaje?
Mathalan...
A Girl sent sms to her Lover:
If you are SLEEPING,send me your DREAMS.
If u'a CRYING, send me u'a TEARS.
If u'a LAUGHING, send me u'a LOUGH.
His Lover replied back:
"I'm in the Toilet, Do you...
Chupa za maji zinazookotwa na kuuzwa kwa ajiri ya kutengeneza vitu mbalimbali kama vile,sahani,ndoo za plastic,vikombe na mabeseni .SASA WANATENGENEZA VIATU VYA KINADADA NA VIATU YA KUVAA KWA...
Mmasai moja alikwenda hospitali na baada ya dokta kumpima ilibidi amdunge sindano ya makalio.wakati dokta anamdunga sindano mmasai alimfokea dokta na kumwambi "yero! Kwani wee apana kuona hio...
Wanajf ninawasalim 'habari zenu' kwa kuwa hili ni jukwaa la watu wenye ufahamu naomba ndugu yangu aweze kusaidia kwan atakuwa anafuatilia majib, ni hivi huyu ndugu siku hizi amejiunga mtandao...
Wagonjwa wa akili walipanga jinsi ya kutoroka hospitali. waliamua wampige mlinzi, wamnyang'anye funguo, wafungue mlango, wakimbie. walipofika mlangoni hawakukuta mlinzi na mlango ulikuwa wazi...
Hii nimeikuta sehemu: Aaron Ramsey....alifunga bao dhidi ya Man United Mei 1, 2011 siku iliyofuata Osama Bin Laden akauwawa na Wamarekani...Ramsey juzi amefunga bao dhidi ya Marseille, siku...
SIMPLE TRUTH No. 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE...
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who
were excessively mischievous. They were always
getting into trouble and their parents knew that if
any mischief occurred in their town, their...
A man went to his local pub with his wife. When he left for the counter, a prostitute approached his wife and whispered quickly to her ear,
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him...He...
Sisimizi mmoja baada ya kupotezana na wenzie kwa muda mrefu,aliamua kuwaeleze alikopotelea."Basi bwana niliingia katika shimo moja lenye unyevunyevu na fukuto la joto kali,mara ghafla nyoka...
WanaJF, ni kweli shetani ni mwanamke? Kama c mwanamke basi,shetani anapenda kuwatumia wanawake, kwenye maovu mengi... Kwa mfano nyoka (shetani) alimdanganya HAWA. Hawa naye akamdanganya Adam,akala...
Juzi nilikuwa kijijini Jaribu mpakani - Rufiji.
Sijui Simba ilikuwa inacheza natimu gani siku hiyo. Jamaa mmoja
ambaye ni maarufu kwa jina la Messi alikuwa amechukua redio
yake ndogo chooni...
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