JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

MAHALI:SEHEMU YOYOTE YENYE ACCES YA INTERNET MASHARTI YA KUJIUNGA lazima uwe mwanachama wa jf kwa kipindi chote tangu JF inaanzishwa lazima uwe ni mtu ambaye thread zako zinapata wachangiaji wengi...

Do You Know Who your Role Model is? NO CHEATING I was really surprised to find out who my role model was. FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL.. DO THE SIMPLE MATHS BELOW, THEN GO...

once i was told by my friend(she) that tanzanians are not good in answering questions but i was against her...yesterday i was required to prove that...on that thread there was more than 20...

Imetokea kwenye sebule ya mtaani kwangu! Sasa natafuta sebule mpya ya kutaza PL wakati huu ambao natumikia ban ya mwezi mmoja!

Jamani kuna thred yangu yenye kichwa cha habari nashangaa siioni,au ndio imefutwa na kwnn?

Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi? ------------------------------------------------------------------ LAW OF QUEUE: Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi...

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An Angry Wife said To Her Husband on Phone: "Where the Hell Are You ... ?" Husband:Darling You Remember That Jewelry Shop Where You Saw the Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I...

Jamaa flani alipata demu msafiii.akaamua kumpia saundi.katika hali ya kumwaga mistari ghafla bunduki yake ikasmama..dah.jamaa ilibidi aende chemba na kufungua zipu na kutoa bunduki yake na...

Mchungaji alikuwa akifungisha ndoa kati ya mashoga wawili.Akashindwa kuamua nani aitwe mke na nani mume.Baada ya kutafakari kwa muda,mchungaji akasema;Man and Man,i now pronounce you Man United!

Wapo watu ,anaweza kuwa mke/mumeo au mwanao au ndugu yako au office mate /house mate na kadhalika lakini wana tabia ambazo mimi huwa naziita 'very interesting'.......mfano.. uko sebuleni...

mimi ni mpezi wakucheki katuni za cd na kweny magazeti,yani unaweza kunikuta nacheka mwenyewe.katuni za kwenye cd niipedayo ni ya tom and jery,za kwenye magzeti ni kingo inayochorwa na gayo,Tozi...

just a joke, found this pict somewhere!!!!!

! Kwa wale wapenzi wa "keyboard" - see you in 2012 Kwa wale wapenzi wa "kaunta" - You know where BE "waste-his-precious time" God Bless

Ni aibu nchi inaporomoka lakini wanaume wa nchi hii mpo tu mnalalamika kila kukicha bila kuchukua hatua. Ni aibu viongozi wa nchi hii wanachuma mali na kujilimbikizia huku idadi kubwa ya watu...

Hata kama ni ndoa iwapo unatokea kurudi nyumban jana mkeo anakupokea na kanga huku anasema hivi arsenane man six kangamoko ndembendembe unamfanyaje??

Nimejaribu kutafakali kwa muda sasa huku nikijaribu bila mafanikio kutafuta mantiki ya mweshimewa waziri mkuu aliyejiuzulu kwa kashfa ya Rechmond,kuhusiana na kauli yake ambayo amekuwa akiitoa na...

kwa wale wanaozitaka ndoa kwa fjo haya sasa