JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines...

SONG;LUV YAH GADAFFI ARTIST;FRADISH PRODUCER;REBBY BEBI STUDIO;JOCKEY4LYF PRODUCTION ILANI;USIKOPI CHOCHOTE BILA IDHINI YANGUUUUU.... CHORUS aaaaaaaaaaaa ma luv2u was xo tru aaaaaaaaaaaa...

Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake radio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu. Basi alivyotoka akamuuliza: "enhe, mume wangu, vipi ulienjoy?" mume: "ah, wajinga hawa...

umeme. Maji. Afya vyote havieleweki na kila siku ukubwa anaruka na jopo la wasindikizaji wasiopungua kumi kwel hii ni nchi iliyo na haki kwel

mdau kazini

VERY IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING Read carefully WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO...

wadau huwa mimi nashindwa kuelewa utakuta mtu anaenda kutoa PESA kwenye ATM. Akishamaliza anaanza kuzihesabu. Hivi hata kama akizukuta zimepungua/ ongezeka atafanya nini wakati huo Bank inakuwa...

Habari wana wa mapenzi, mahusiano na urafiki(mamau). Napenda kujitambulisha kwenu kama memba mpya wa haka kautamu. Nimekuwa ni mfuatiliaji mzuri sana wa jf lakini sikuwahi kujiunga na ukurasa huu...

Washkaj flan mabest sana toka bush flan waliamua kwenda ulaya kusaka life baada ya kusikia kuna meli wanaweza kuzamia,bac issue ili kuwa hiv; jamaa wa kwanza akasema washkaj eeh tukifika mton...

Let's get a break!! Just imagine uko njiani katika mishughuliko ya kujipatia rizki. Mara unacheki kwenye side mirror unamuona huyu dogo amebeba wekundu (Elfu kumi za kitanzania) utafanyaje?

kuna jamaa mmoja alichoshwa na matangangazo yanayobandikwa katika nyumba yake. Basi akaamua kuweka tangazo lililosomeka MARUFUKU KUBANDIKA MATANGAZO HAPA AMRI ! Kesho akakuta m2 mwngne naye...

Mzee mmoja alikuwa aishi na mtoto wake ambaye ni mvivu sana kuandika shuleni....cku moja mzee akamnunulia madaftar mapya mwanae huyo halafu ijumaa moja baada kutoka shule akamwita ili atizame...

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid!" "'Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "He's ever so clever...

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful...

HABARI ZENU vipi naomba mnipokee nimekuja kwa mara ya pili nilikuwa bize na matatizo

........isiwe taabu ....lol

Kuku wa Man City. Kichapo cha Bao 6 kwa 1 walichopata Man United, kimewafanya mashabiki wa Man U Duniani wahahe kutafuta kila kisingizio cha kichapo hicho. Kuku huyu mashabiki wamedai alikuwepo...

MAN;Hello!is this 911? POLICE;Yes!What is your emergency? MAN;Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE;What is wrong with that??! MAN;The ugly one is winning...Hurry!!