JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Naogopa ban ndo maana nawaomba kibali enyi wakuu.. Pia naogopa jela ndo mana nawaomba enyi 'tcra' kbali kdogo tu kutoka kwenyu cha kuwatukana hawa watoa huduma ya mawasiliano 'tigo' kwa kuwa cku...

Jamaa flani aliezoea sana kushinda FACEBOOK alipigiwa cmu kuwa mkewe kafariki na kwamba anatakikana haraka fasta aende akamtambue kama ndie kweli mkewe...jamaa kadaisha "aisee nipo bize sanaaa...

ndugu zangu karibuni madafu mapya ya pilipili kutoka india anayehitaji awasiliane na mimi. pera.com/tz

A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Identical Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE? The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise?

How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u? ? ? Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too" GAME OVER.!:ballchain:

The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't , he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u...

It is happening everywhere, in politics, church, work places, even in homes too!

Ticha mmoja alikuwa anapigisha pindi skul flan hivi,akiwa katikat ya kipindi tumbo likamshika ghafla akajamba ushuz,kwa aibu ya kutoa ushuz mbele za madenti akasepa clas. Baada ya mwez hivi...

Habari zenu?

Tujaribuni kutoa heshima kwa ajira za wenzetu na za kwetu kama hivi:- > Garden Boy > Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist > House Maid > Domestic Operations Specialist > Typist >...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were...

kuna jamaaa mmoja siku iyo aliopoa Totozi,.wakaanza kunanii.........jamaa akafika......... Bint akamuuliza "sasa umemaliza ku...... Mbona hautoki kifuani kwangu"jamaa akajibu "bado nasubilia...

Teacher: - What's wrong? Johnny: - Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny are u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slappes my...

kfc....

kichaa anakuna macho huku kavaa miwani, mwenye akili akamwambia si uvue miwani ndio ukune macho vizuri kichaa akamjibu mbona ukikuna ****** huvui chupi'

si muchezo, namna hii?!

Ni masaa machache tu yamebaki kabla ya singo nyingine ya Saed Kubenea na Mwanahalisi kuingia mtaani, kama kawaida singo hiyo itasheheni maneno ya kashfa kwa Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania...

Kweli la kuvunda halina ubani. Wale warembo (bodyguards) wa Muhuni almarehm Ghadafi sa'hivi watakuwa wanasasambua. jamaa alikuwa anawawekea usiku sana.. ngoja wajilie maraha..

Nawasilisha; kama hamuwaogopi watajeni tuone.

Wanajanvi ninashukuru saana tena sana.Leo nifurai saana tena saana baada ya kupost hii thread ya kuwapongeza na kuwashuru saana kwani wewe uliyefungua sijui unataka nini lakini umeifungua hii...